Tuesday, May 9, 2017

"You Just Need to Shoot Him in the Tallywhacker" - Donald Trump

Life is simple in the grab it, shoot it, eat it world of Donald Trump but it got a wee bit more complex for a Nobel Prize winner in Toledo since he followed Trump's advice and did, in fact, shoot himself in the tallywhacker.  The shooter was a master marksman since he also got a hit in this right thigh from the same round.  Only experts can do that.

Kick back to enjoy that moment of self-righteous superiority as you consider, yes, I have a penis as well ... but ... mine does not have a bloody great bullet hole in it.

Glory



Oh, you think I make this shit up??

Well ...


TOLEDO, OH (WTOL) - A man was admitted to a hospital after shooting himself in a very sensitive area Sunday night.

According to Toledo police, they got a call after Murad Hamedallah was heard screaming that he had been shot while getting out of his car.

The caller told police he watched Hamedallah walk towards a garbage can on Manhattan before eventually falling to the ground. 

When crews arrived, they found Hamedallah with a single gunshot wound that went through his penis and right thigh. 

Police found a bullet hole in his driver's seat; the gun was found behind the garbage can on Manhattan. 

WTOL 11:  Man shoots himself in penis while getting out of car


Ed:  it sounds like this rube would be over-armed if he had a popgun!

Mate, I wouldn't trust NRA Neanderthal Man with so much as a popsicle stick.


It gets better, tho ...

Hamedallah was taken to St. Vincent Medical Center in Toledo for serious injuries. He's expected to be okay. 

- WTOL

He will be okay?  What is ok?  Is that ok, ok or is it ok with a big fucking hole in the tallywhacker?

Amazingly enough, those of us with a more or less functional tallywhacker do not anticipate any functional or aesthetic improvement in blowing a big fucking hole in it with a sidearm.

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