Life is simple in the grab it, shoot it, eat it world of Donald Trump but it got a wee bit more complex for a Nobel Prize winner in Toledo since he followed Trump's advice and did, in fact, shoot himself in the tallywhacker. The shooter was a master marksman since he also got a hit in this right thigh from the same round. Only experts can do that.
Kick back to enjoy that moment of self-righteous superiority as you consider, yes, I have a penis as well ... but ... mine does not have a bloody great bullet hole in it.
Glory
Oh, you think I make this shit up??
Well ...
TOLEDO, OH (WTOL) - A man was admitted to a hospital after shooting himself in a very sensitive area Sunday night.
According to Toledo police, they got a call after Murad Hamedallah was heard screaming that he had been shot while getting out of his car.
The caller told police he watched Hamedallah walk towards a garbage can on Manhattan before eventually falling to the ground.
When crews arrived, they found Hamedallah with a single gunshot wound that went through his penis and right thigh.
Police found a bullet hole in his driver's seat; the gun was found behind the garbage can on Manhattan.
WTOL 11: Man shoots himself in penis while getting out of car
Ed: it sounds like this rube would be over-armed if he had a popgun!
Mate, I wouldn't trust NRA Neanderthal Man with so much as a popsicle stick.
It gets better, tho ...
Hamedallah was taken to St. Vincent Medical Center in Toledo for serious injuries. He's expected to be okay.
- WTOL
He will be okay? What is ok? Is that ok, ok or is it ok with a big fucking hole in the tallywhacker?
Amazingly enough, those of us with a more or less functional tallywhacker do not anticipate any functional or aesthetic improvement in blowing a big fucking hole in it with a sidearm.
Kick back to enjoy that moment of self-righteous superiority as you consider, yes, I have a penis as well ... but ... mine does not have a bloody great bullet hole in it.
Glory
Oh, you think I make this shit up??
Well ...
TOLEDO, OH (WTOL) - A man was admitted to a hospital after shooting himself in a very sensitive area Sunday night.
According to Toledo police, they got a call after Murad Hamedallah was heard screaming that he had been shot while getting out of his car.
The caller told police he watched Hamedallah walk towards a garbage can on Manhattan before eventually falling to the ground.
When crews arrived, they found Hamedallah with a single gunshot wound that went through his penis and right thigh.
Police found a bullet hole in his driver's seat; the gun was found behind the garbage can on Manhattan.
WTOL 11: Man shoots himself in penis while getting out of car
Ed: it sounds like this rube would be over-armed if he had a popgun!
Mate, I wouldn't trust NRA Neanderthal Man with so much as a popsicle stick.
It gets better, tho ...
Hamedallah was taken to St. Vincent Medical Center in Toledo for serious injuries. He's expected to be okay.
- WTOL
He will be okay? What is ok? Is that ok, ok or is it ok with a big fucking hole in the tallywhacker?
Amazingly enough, those of us with a more or less functional tallywhacker do not anticipate any functional or aesthetic improvement in blowing a big fucking hole in it with a sidearm.
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