Ithaka has been piling up hits so fast I got thinking, dayum, dis bitch is rockin' like a boomtown rat.
So then I figured, let's hear those Boomtown Rats.
It's a rat trap
and you been caught
- Boomtown Rats
Yah and you thought it would be "I Don't Like Mondays" ... neener, neener.
Well now, who's that playing the sax.
Ed: you been caught with Ithaka!
This I know, my brother, and it's become an obsession to run Ithaka over a million hits but that mustn't come from running pictures of cheerleaders which I really didn't particularly like the first time around.
Oh, dear Lord, I beg of thee to put me through the burning, blinding hell of high school again.
"Only bullies and bores / boors enjoyed high school" - Robert Morley (perhaps)
Ed: usually obsession is about women
Yah but that kind leaves you bruised and bloody on the ground, mate. Due to my exceptionally clever life management, I have ended up like that anyway multiple times although usually due to motorcycles rather than women. Ithaka will be more than adequate for my obsession now.
Ed: you should get paid for it
Yah but rats don't get paid, mate. Rats do it for the sake of ratness, in service to the Guild of Rats and its proud heritage.
Ed: like the bubonic plague?
Show me any other creature which ever had such kill success and got away with it, huh. We wiped out a third of the Earth's human population. The Guild of Rats is authoritative and powerful ...
Ed: but only works for tips?
Oh, sure; tips will send Rat Honor up to the pinnacle of ratness in the Rat Lord above us.
Ed: rats have a God?
It seems only fair and he gave us the most important holy thoughts of all time in his Two Commandments now demonstrated for us by the Boomtown Rats, noble warriors for the Guild of Rats.
It's a rat trap
and you been caught
- Boomtown Rats
Ed: what the hell kind of Commandments are those?
Just taking a wild guess on that, cabron, and I'm thinking maybe get the fuck out of the trap. It's not enough to think outside it and that doesn't mean anything anyway while you're still stuck in the trap. Exit the damn trap, Einsten.
Hat tip to MetalGuruMessiah (YouTube channel) for setting the video free and take a look at the channel for more.
"(I Never Loved) Eva Braun (or Marine Le Pen)" - Boomtown Rats
So then I figured, let's hear those Boomtown Rats.
It's a rat trap
and you been caught
- Boomtown Rats
Yah and you thought it would be "I Don't Like Mondays" ... neener, neener.
Well now, who's that playing the sax.
Ed: you been caught with Ithaka!
This I know, my brother, and it's become an obsession to run Ithaka over a million hits but that mustn't come from running pictures of cheerleaders which I really didn't particularly like the first time around.
Oh, dear Lord, I beg of thee to put me through the burning, blinding hell of high school again.
"Only bullies and bores / boors enjoyed high school" - Robert Morley (perhaps)
Ed: usually obsession is about women
Yah but that kind leaves you bruised and bloody on the ground, mate. Due to my exceptionally clever life management, I have ended up like that anyway multiple times although usually due to motorcycles rather than women. Ithaka will be more than adequate for my obsession now.
Ed: you should get paid for it
Yah but rats don't get paid, mate. Rats do it for the sake of ratness, in service to the Guild of Rats and its proud heritage.
Ed: like the bubonic plague?
Show me any other creature which ever had such kill success and got away with it, huh. We wiped out a third of the Earth's human population. The Guild of Rats is authoritative and powerful ...
Ed: but only works for tips?
Oh, sure; tips will send Rat Honor up to the pinnacle of ratness in the Rat Lord above us.
Ed: rats have a God?
It seems only fair and he gave us the most important holy thoughts of all time in his Two Commandments now demonstrated for us by the Boomtown Rats, noble warriors for the Guild of Rats.
It's a rat trap
and you been caught
- Boomtown Rats
Ed: what the hell kind of Commandments are those?
Just taking a wild guess on that, cabron, and I'm thinking maybe get the fuck out of the trap. It's not enough to think outside it and that doesn't mean anything anyway while you're still stuck in the trap. Exit the damn trap, Einsten.
Hat tip to MetalGuruMessiah (YouTube channel) for setting the video free and take a look at the channel for more.
"(I Never Loved) Eva Braun (or Marine Le Pen)" - Boomtown Rats
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