Friday, May 19, 2017

Because We Love You, Let's Watch Birds Fuck


Ed:  they're not fucking; they're fighting!  That's a myth about birds fucking while they fly.  It's impossible.

Well, thanks for completely sucking the life and soul out of that giggle, Casanova.


So lovely li'l robins fight.  Ain't that the festive thought for this early afternoon.


Ed:  there's more.  The American Eagle ... doesn't have a penis.  No bird does.

Holy shit, you just want to suck the sunshine right out of the world, don't you.

Ed:  in fact, the American Eagle's male sex bits are a lot like those of a woman.  Now you know.

You bullshit just to piss them off.

Ed:  Look it up, Uncle Sugar  (LiveScience:  Animal Sex: How Birds Do It)

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