Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Turkey Hates SUVs Even More than Everyone Else

There are two sure ways to stop an SUV:

The first is to take the needles out of at least two tire valves so simply changing a tire isn't sufficient to get mobile again.  This works especially well for Hummers or anything which gets less than 10 mpg for mileage.  Note:  you may get murdered.

The second way is to throw a thirty-pound wild turkey at the SUV at seventy mph.  The turkey won't mind since it does it for Allah.



© La Porte County Sheriff's Office / Facebook

RT:  Turkey v SUV: Bird smashes through windshield in high-speed collision (PHOTOS)


Fear not since the La Porte Count Sheriff's Office has issued an advisory and a lockdown until they locate all terrorist turkeys in the area to prevent a recurrence of this dreadful event.

Ed:  you didn't say dread-fowl event!

But you did.  Get out.


Be ever vigilant.  Wild turkeys are everywhere.

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