There are two sure ways to stop an SUV:
The first is to take the needles out of at least two tire valves so simply changing a tire isn't sufficient to get mobile again. This works especially well for Hummers or anything which gets less than 10 mpg for mileage. Note: you may get murdered.
The second way is to throw a thirty-pound wild turkey at the SUV at seventy mph. The turkey won't mind since it does it for Allah.
© La Porte County Sheriff's Office / Facebook
RT: Turkey v SUV: Bird smashes through windshield in high-speed collision (PHOTOS)
Fear not since the La Porte Count Sheriff's Office has issued an advisory and a lockdown until they locate all terrorist turkeys in the area to prevent a recurrence of this dreadful event.
Ed: you didn't say dread-fowl event!
But you did. Get out.
Be ever vigilant. Wild turkeys are everywhere.
The first is to take the needles out of at least two tire valves so simply changing a tire isn't sufficient to get mobile again. This works especially well for Hummers or anything which gets less than 10 mpg for mileage. Note: you may get murdered.
The second way is to throw a thirty-pound wild turkey at the SUV at seventy mph. The turkey won't mind since it does it for Allah.
© La Porte County Sheriff's Office / Facebook
RT: Turkey v SUV: Bird smashes through windshield in high-speed collision (PHOTOS)
Fear not since the La Porte Count Sheriff's Office has issued an advisory and a lockdown until they locate all terrorist turkeys in the area to prevent a recurrence of this dreadful event.
Ed: you didn't say dread-fowl event!
But you did. Get out.
Be ever vigilant. Wild turkeys are everywhere.
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