Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Donald Trump and his Bottom Get Foggier by the Moment

There's no need to itemize all the things Donald Trump has broken or will break but it's easy to list the things he has fixed:  nothing at all.

We do observe Trump has learned one thing from Beijing:  people look so much cooler walking around with gas masks due to the pollution so he has authorized unrestricted coal burning again.  Viva Chairman Mao!

I have no worry about anyone getting bent about this since Trump screwed Republicans the same way Obama screwed Democrats.  These poser pols have nothing to do with America and are only a sideshow to amuse the crowd.  Just like Ringling Brothers Circus, Washington will fall out of favor entirely before too much longer.  Washington is just the political equivalent of the Home Shopping Network selling Diamonique jewelry in the form of Goldman Sachs ... but we have no money so fuck 'em.


There's consternation about cessation of State Department press conferences but Tillerson already announced Fox News is America's state news so the press conferences are not important anymore.  Besides, when the White House is already represented by an idiot like Sean Spicer, adding another P.R. rep could only make them look more stupid.  (RT:  Foggy Bottom blues: State Department suspends press briefings)


Oh, I got them Foggy Bottom Blues
Them Foggy Bottom Blues
ain't seen the truth in so fuckin' long
I'm completely out of clues
I've got them Foggy Bottom Blues

Foggy Bottom is in Washington, D.C., conveniently-located for the White House to get as much fog as necessary.  Most of it is pre-fogged by the CIA since Washington doesn't know what it's doing anyway.  Keep throwing the politicians quarters and they stay mostly quiet.


Moscow kind of liked Trump because he was the only one in the monkey cage who wasn't flinging poo at them but, what do you know, he screwed them too.  He said he would work for a bilateral solution in the Middle East but he's been going all-out Obama ever since and he was the worst vandal Democrats ever set loose on the world.

Even George Bush couldn't touch Obama since Bush didn't have much use of drones but Obama has used that cowardly form of so-called war against an enemy with nothing but pick-up trucks and he has brought more pride to America than it ever imagined possible.  He even bombed some hospitals just to make it perfect.  Bush was an amateur next to that.

Frankly, we don't understand why Moscow believed Trump since they have known better for years about trusting America but maybe they thought he was different.  See, that's where they fucked-up.  Americans don't believe anything from Washington so why did Moscow.


Here's the prime beauty part, tho, since it looks like Trump's Wall will result in stopping the government due the budget battle.  Ladies and gentlemen, dear readers, I humbly submit you cannot possibly buy comedy like this.  (RT:  To build or not to build: Border wall funding may force government shutdown)

Ed:  you seriously think Clinton would have been worse than this?

Take it easy, li'l snowflake, as Clinton was worse than this before Trump ever got started.  Just ask a Libyan if you can find any who are still breathing.


I noticed the other day that Bill O'Reilly is now referring to liberals as snowflakes but the clueless chowderhead hasn't the first idea of the game.  From the liberal standpoint, O'Reilly is just one of millions of snowflakes who fly about in worship of a broken system and don't even see what's wrong with it.

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