Friday, March 31, 2017

Putin is the Only World Leader with a Sense of Humor

Vladimir Putin must hear the rubbish coming out of Washington and think, kee-rist, why did these yokels have to show up during my watch.  It could have been so easy but the Americans just can't stop screwing with the Middle East and they never get it right.

Mother Russia went into Afghanistan and we got our asses kicked.  America thought it was much smarter than that and, what do you know, they get their asses kicked too.  Kee-rist, he says, why me?


The endless flak about Russian hacking really goes back to Debbie Wasserman Schultz as she used that as the generic excuse for the failure of the DNC to package its horsemeat in a manner palatable to McDonald's customers.  (Ithaka:  Debbie Wasserman Schultz Still Painfully Pretends to Be a Democrat)

From that lowly beginning, the Russian hacking story was blown up into a major international incident and there hasn't yet been one scintilla of proof any of the charges were truth.

Meanwhile, Putin sees this and goes, holy fuck, why me?  Why fucking me?

Did they do this to Brezhnev?  No.  He scared the fuck out of them.

Read my lips, Putin says.





Here's a tip on lip reading, Vlad.  It was George Bush the Former who said that and the context was raising taxes.  As with most Republican promises, it was bullshit since he did raise taxes.  Unlike most Republican promises, the change was actually a mildly good idea since at least it was an attempt to pay the bills, something no President has attempted since and, bingo, the national debt is now over twenty trillion.

America doesn't need much more about Russian hackers but Washington sure could use someone who can actually operate a four-function calculator for arithmetic.


It looks like Putin had a good time at the Arctic Conference and likely because Bozo the Clown didn't show up.  It gave Putin the chance to offer some help to Iceland.  (RT:  ‘Need military help?’ Putin’s offer to Iceland & other memorable moments at intl Arctic forum)

I'm tellin' you, he's the only one left with a sense of humor while Trump and others like him settle for being a source of comedy.


The Rockhouse needs Vladimir Putin in the game since he actually does inspire by the absence of sophomoric war talk and all we get is Stephen Colbert but Russia gets a real comedian.

The Rockhouse thinking is generally the same as that of Vlad ... kee-rist, why did these under-achieving yokels have to show up on my shift.  Life could have been so much more interesting.

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