Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Canada Announces Legalization of Marijuana | Donald Trump Announces He Will Bomb Ottawa

In an effort to devastate drug profits in the criminal underworld, Canada’s Liberal government is reported to be preparing a move to legalize marijuana for recreational use.

Next month, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s party will announce plans to permit the use and possession of a certain amount of the psychoactive drug, according to CBC News.  (RT:  Canada to legalize cannabis for recreational use in 2018 – reports)

© Steve Dipaola / Reuters

When America's news industry is riddled with stoners, you would think someone might mention the fact this isn't the part of the marijuana plant one smokes and hasn't been for, oh, a million years or so.

Ed:  that's not America's news industry.  They're Russian!

Guess again, Dagwood.  The people doing it are mostly Americans and working for RT doesn't make you a Russian any more than working for Fox News makes you a Fascist.

Ed:  there are many Russians who work for Russia Today!

There are many Fascists who work for Fox News.  What's your point?

The Rockhouse appreciates Canada's approach because it's simple and it will work.  If that's not true, show me what's left of the bootleg booze industry in America.  That was happening a century ago but they only make designer moonshine now.

Here's another confirmation to show they talk seriously serious about it.  (CBC News:  Liberals to announce marijuana will be legal by July 1, 2018)

The Liberal government will announce legislation next month that will legalize marijuana in Canada by July 1, 2018.

CBC News has learned that the legislation will be announced during the week of April 10 and will broadly follow the recommendation of a federally appointed task force that was chaired by former liberal Justice Minister Anne McLellan.

Bill Blair, the former Toronto police chief who has been stickhandling the marijuana file for the government, briefed the Liberal caucus on the roll-out plan and the legislation during caucus meetings this weekend, according to a senior government official who spoke to CBC News on condition of anonymity.


Ed:  Donald Trump will probably bomb them

The only determinant for which countries the Pentagon will bomb is how much gas money they can collect at any given time so they probably will bomb Canada for this egregious act of terrorism.  That will have one amusing consequence, however.  Americans AND Canadians will run for Mexico to get out of it but Mexico will end up building a wall to keep us out.

Oh, gee, ain't that a bitch.

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