There is one I have done with so many names that the name doesn't even mean anything anymore, it's 'that mushball thing' that Silas does. It's not a bad thing, it's just that I've called it so many things. It was "Duckboat Love" at one point and that still amuses me as "Swanboat Love" would make sense but if you're in a duckboat with a woman, boy, that means you are not about to be blowed, it means you are about the be blowed up. It's a military landing vehicle.
"That Mushball Thing" has varied whether there's soft electric getting jazzy R&B-like and there's also yer Passionate Mushball and of course that needs distortion guitar. There's even been Porno Mushball ... well, very soft-core. That one won't be back. If you're needing to know how sexed-up you can get an audience: very. There are few things I need less in my life than a highly sexed-up audience.
If you want to write your own dialog, describe playing a guitar in terms of making love to a woman. For the starter kit, we have sliding your finger up a string is obviously tracing a finger across her (cough) back and how you trace it is shown in how you move your finger on the string. I don't mean you describe it by writing about it but rather you tell her while you play. If you don't know how this works, you ain't ready for blues, Lightin' Boy. Pro tip, young bluesman: if you do this in front of more than one woman, you're going to have more strange on yer hands than yer blues (cough) heart can handle.
So now it should be "The Laughing Gecko Song" as then I can shoot a video and wear the t-shirt but skip the lasers and whatnot. The music will be highly non-Hawaiian but hopefully it's cool. It's really not trippy stuff so bag the lasers on that. In Hawaii are Laughing Gecko and Laughing Gecko the Better Half so the visual is them on the beach in Hawaii. All I've seen of Hawaii is the Honolulu airport fifty years ago so there will have to be some improvisation on what that visual may be.
Since I don't use lasers, I can do it in daylight hours and that means I can do it during Circus time. I'll stream it to capture the audio anyway and I can also send it into SL if Cat is there.
I won't schedule anything as tired is an immediate wave-off at least until I get a better grip on things. The NC-AV rule is in firm effect (i.e. No Crap-Ass Videos).
Yep, there's yer plan.
This one is achievable today or tomorrow and today is, after all, the Day of the Purple Guitar Picks. They are not here yet but people are gathering along the street, waiting, hoping they will at least catch a glimpse of the delivery truck as it drives by carrying its precious cargo.
The truck will also be carrying three Violet Crumble candy bars. This is candy bar gold, candy bar treasure. I knew someone who called them Violent Krunkels ... and it made them taste even better. As anyone with even a small measure of sophistication, good-breeding, and attendance at the proper schools knows, the Violent Krunkel is the best candy bar in the known World.
However, am I cool enough to give away the other two to the kids. We'll see about that. Ha!
"That Mushball Thing" has varied whether there's soft electric getting jazzy R&B-like and there's also yer Passionate Mushball and of course that needs distortion guitar. There's even been Porno Mushball ... well, very soft-core. That one won't be back. If you're needing to know how sexed-up you can get an audience: very. There are few things I need less in my life than a highly sexed-up audience.
If you want to write your own dialog, describe playing a guitar in terms of making love to a woman. For the starter kit, we have sliding your finger up a string is obviously tracing a finger across her (cough) back and how you trace it is shown in how you move your finger on the string. I don't mean you describe it by writing about it but rather you tell her while you play. If you don't know how this works, you ain't ready for blues, Lightin' Boy. Pro tip, young bluesman: if you do this in front of more than one woman, you're going to have more strange on yer hands than yer blues (cough) heart can handle.
So now it should be "The Laughing Gecko Song" as then I can shoot a video and wear the t-shirt but skip the lasers and whatnot. The music will be highly non-Hawaiian but hopefully it's cool. It's really not trippy stuff so bag the lasers on that. In Hawaii are Laughing Gecko and Laughing Gecko the Better Half so the visual is them on the beach in Hawaii. All I've seen of Hawaii is the Honolulu airport fifty years ago so there will have to be some improvisation on what that visual may be.
Since I don't use lasers, I can do it in daylight hours and that means I can do it during Circus time. I'll stream it to capture the audio anyway and I can also send it into SL if Cat is there.
I won't schedule anything as tired is an immediate wave-off at least until I get a better grip on things. The NC-AV rule is in firm effect (i.e. No Crap-Ass Videos).
Yep, there's yer plan.
This one is achievable today or tomorrow and today is, after all, the Day of the Purple Guitar Picks. They are not here yet but people are gathering along the street, waiting, hoping they will at least catch a glimpse of the delivery truck as it drives by carrying its precious cargo.
The truck will also be carrying three Violet Crumble candy bars. This is candy bar gold, candy bar treasure. I knew someone who called them Violent Krunkels ... and it made them taste even better. As anyone with even a small measure of sophistication, good-breeding, and attendance at the proper schools knows, the Violent Krunkel is the best candy bar in the known World.
However, am I cool enough to give away the other two to the kids. We'll see about that. Ha!
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