Friday, May 5, 2017

There's Hope for Golfers Even Lousy Ones Like Donald Trump in The Brazilian Wandering Spider


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Ed:  that Brazilian Wandering Spider is the most venomous spider in the world.  If that's the cure then I'd rather keep the disease.

Arachnophobes will have to harden their resolve if they are to benefit from a possible new cure for erectile dysfunction.

RT:  Potential erectile dysfunction cure discovered in venom of lethal Brazilian spider (VIDEO)

Here at the Rockhouse, we love the poetry of modern journalism in telling us Arachnophobes will have to harden their resolve.

Beevis:  he's talking about a boner (snicker, snicker)

Thank you, Beevis.


New research into the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider has pinpointed the chemical thought to be responsible for long, painful erections experienced by those who fall victim to the spider’s bite.

- RT

It's been known for some while that venom from the Brazilian Wandering Spider results in bones so hard they can drive nails but that bone is too painful for its primary purpose.  However, now the researchers have isolated the specific chemical which causes that.

Ed:  well, thanks for that research into a chemical which will make my bone loud, proud, and so painful it's useless.  Yeah, thanks for that.

Not so, Casanova, since the side effects from Viagra have been killing golfers and America needs them?

Ed:  why?  They dodge the draft more assiduously than Campfire Girls!

So did you, Donnie Boy.


See if you can spot the plot.  You won't need to speak Spanish since it doesn't matter what they're saying.




The proposal of the most venomous spider in the world as a cure for erectile dysfunction is coming from some women.  The Rockhouse theory is they're tired of golfers coming around them with wimpy wieners so they're going to tell them this is a cure to get rid of them.

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