Proving once again the effortlessness with which Donald Trump speaks from both sides of his mouth, on the same day he was applauding Paul Ryan's nine year trail of medical incompetence which still hasn't resulted in anything, Trump was also lauding Australia's universal health care. (CNN: Trump praises Australia's universal healthcare after Obamacare repeal)
We are seeing genius in Washington, my brothers and sisters.
Paul Ryan has two dreams in his tiny mind. The first is to murder health care and the second is to be President. This observer has never noted him to pursue anything else ... and he still didn't accomplish either one although he generates endless press over that which he didn't do (i.e. anything positive or productive).
Usually only viral diseases are so pointed and limited in their focus as Paul Ryan. Surely at least some of you have observed him rolling out his tedious plan repeatedly for the last nine years.
Ed: and it still didn't pass the Senate
Nope. Ryan has never actually accomplished anything.
We also have Donald Trump who obviously has no sex life when Melania won't even stay with him so he tries to start wars everywhere he can in following the lead of Bush, Obama, and second-rate opportunists such as Hillary Clinton. I have no discernible sex life either and I write blog articles. If I observe any tendency in myself to start wars to compensate for my absent sex life, of course I will advise on that matter there's nary any kind of inclination to bomb, spindle, or mutilate.
Melania: I'm available
Lady, a lady with your style would be a match for Texas like bringing opera to the Grand Old Opry; it just ain't going to work.
Melania: what about Hillary Clinton?
She would do fine in Texas since she can talk about how she wasted Libya while she pretends to fry someone else's chicken. No-one wants to fuck her down here either, tho. Clinton has as much chance of a sex life in Texas as Caitlyn Jenner and for largely the same reason.
Melania: what shall we do?
Well, lady, it looks like you and me unless we can fix Donald's problem
Melania: his special problem?
Yep, that's the one. I may be able to cure it with a Brazilian wandering spider and that's fo' real.
Melania: please don't! I'll do anything you ask!
I can think of a lot of things to ask, beautiful lady.
We are seeing genius in Washington, my brothers and sisters.
Paul Ryan has two dreams in his tiny mind. The first is to murder health care and the second is to be President. This observer has never noted him to pursue anything else ... and he still didn't accomplish either one although he generates endless press over that which he didn't do (i.e. anything positive or productive).
Usually only viral diseases are so pointed and limited in their focus as Paul Ryan. Surely at least some of you have observed him rolling out his tedious plan repeatedly for the last nine years.
Ed: and it still didn't pass the Senate
Nope. Ryan has never actually accomplished anything.
We also have Donald Trump who obviously has no sex life when Melania won't even stay with him so he tries to start wars everywhere he can in following the lead of Bush, Obama, and second-rate opportunists such as Hillary Clinton. I have no discernible sex life either and I write blog articles. If I observe any tendency in myself to start wars to compensate for my absent sex life, of course I will advise on that matter there's nary any kind of inclination to bomb, spindle, or mutilate.
Melania: I'm available
Lady, a lady with your style would be a match for Texas like bringing opera to the Grand Old Opry; it just ain't going to work.
Melania: what about Hillary Clinton?
She would do fine in Texas since she can talk about how she wasted Libya while she pretends to fry someone else's chicken. No-one wants to fuck her down here either, tho. Clinton has as much chance of a sex life in Texas as Caitlyn Jenner and for largely the same reason.
Melania: what shall we do?
Well, lady, it looks like you and me unless we can fix Donald's problem
Melania: his special problem?
Yep, that's the one. I may be able to cure it with a Brazilian wandering spider and that's fo' real.
Melania: please don't! I'll do anything you ask!
I can think of a lot of things to ask, beautiful lady.
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