If you have your wits about you at all, you will recognize a magnet for the most insufferably boring people on the planet. The chance of having anything close to a good time in this sterile hellhole is roughly the same as having fun in an operating theater. The latter choice of the operating theater is probably the better one since at least it will have better music than this dump which probably plays Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" over and over and over.
Don't ever go to this place. If you ever see a place like it, run for your life. There's an extremely high probability it will be crawling with Jenners and Kardashians, that lot. If you want to find a hot Russian actress, you're going to have to work just a wee bit harder.
Say hello to my little friend, Yelena Korikova, but you won't see her in the Dry and Bony Bar at the top.
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