Thursday, May 11, 2017

Taking Lifelike Robo Sex Dolls to the Next Level - Science

Millennials seem to like taking things to 'next levels' so that one was a fish for them.  The science, however, is a fish for everyone.

There's no need to run any creepy pictures of those angelic Asian sex dolls which look like they're twelve but have tits like they're Marilyn Monroe.  The salesman advises, tho, the tits are a customizable option.  We also offer the booty which optionally varies from barren to bloated, as may be your fancy.

Even so, you wonder what it's like to fuck it since you know some mutation out there really is doing that.  Oh, oh, oh, Silicone Mama, you are really turning on my electrodes.


But it gets better, lads.  Now she can tell you what it feels like.


Science Daily:  3D-printed 'bionic skin' could give robots the sense of touch

Now, lads, if that ain't yer plastic porno dream come true then I ask you ... what is?

Whoops, correction on that.  Don't tell me.  Please don't tell me.



Screenshot of video (https://youtu.be/GCT0KwFw-pM) showing 3D printing of stretchable electronic sensory devices that could give robots the ability to feel their environment and is a major step forward in printing electronics on real human skin.

Credit: Shuang-Zhuang Guo and Michael McAlpine, University of Minnesota


Ed:  this is so unbelievably fucking twisted!

Relax, mate; I'm just the reporter.  You want I should go Facebook on it?

Ed:  how's that?

Censor it


As I was saying, that angelic China sex doll will have touch-sensitive skin before you can say, "Hustler mag just won't do it for me anymore."

Ed:  you are perverted mutant potato head to even think of such things!

Oh, really.  Imagine one in the hands of Bill O'Reilly.  (Ithaka:  Where Are Bill O'Reilly's Pants and Oh Fuck No)

Ed:  if you start forecasting what he would do with it then my weapon will start firing all by itself

What'sa matter?  Afraid you will get all flustered??  (larfs)


You see, Bill O'Reilly can still use his telephone ...

Ed:  I can't hear you ... na na na na na ...

and call up his angelic Chinese sex doll and ...

Ed:  I'm not listening ... na na na na na ...

tell her do wicked things and ...

Ed:  there's no-one talking ... na na na na na ...

tell her to say what that feels like while he ...

Ed:  just shut the fuck up right the fuck now

(laughs)


Fight it all you like but O'Reilly has got the money and he's sure as hell got no other takers.  They will sell these damn things like the hottest of hottie hot cakes.

Billy Boy can ask her, "Was it good for you too?"

And she will be able to tell him.


Oh, the joy joy feelings ... the Rockhouse just laughs and laughs.

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