There's an ongoing contest in America to prove it's the classless society which was the ideal of Forefathers and the best way to do that is to ensure America has no class at all.
Typically, when people saw something like this in the past, we would roll a bowling ball at it.
But now it's a physical ideal for fat people.
Ed: no class
What I'm sayin', my brother.
There aren't many cases when skin cancer is funny but getting it on that gigantic backside will be comedy of the future we will (cough) regretfully miss.
Even with this, Kim Kardashian is small change since we haven't even reached the really classless maggots yet.
Ted Nugent, as I'm sure you breathlessly recall, advised he enjoys watching Megyn Kelly while he's naked and he's cleaning his guns. Here at the Rockhouse, we never heard of 'beating the bishop' identified as 'cleaning the guns' but most men don't need the slaughtered body of a chicken as part of the ritual either.
Nugent lived much of his life vicariously through his television so he probably saw the 'gun scene' in "Full Metal Jacket" and that got him confused; it didn't confuse that warrior enough to join the military, tho.
That was the trail, sticky such as it was, Ted Nugent identified for Fox News which he clearly believed was the best for masturbation. Many others believe that as well, although in not quite the same way.
Ed: ok, that's two for two so far since those are some completely worthless conglomerations of nonspecific protoplasm
I have not worried about continuing the theme since, naturally, we saved the worst for last.
When it comes to the True Prince of Pud Pounding, Bill O'Reilly takes the biscuit or, erm, something.
Two of the women who received settlements after accusing O'Reilly of harassment, Andrea Mackris and Juliet Ruddy, stated that they believed he was masturbating when he called them up for unwanted phone sex conversations.
Daily Mail: Bill O'Reilly 'slammed his wife into a wall and dragged her by the throat down a staircase after she caught him having phone sex while naked from the waist down', claim court documents
Rare file photo of O'Reilly (wearing pants):
Face it, Billy. You're a groty old burn out and you're never going to get laid again. There's as much sex in the future for you as for Aaron Hernandez (sob).
When you have so little class we don't need the detail from the article for confirmation, you have reached the pinnacle of pud knockin' where you can truly say ...
I did my part to make America great again ... or at least much stickier.
Ed: inquiring minds need to know if Bill O'Reilly ever got together with Ted Nugent for a council meeting?
Is that code for a circle jerk?
Ed: yep
You will need to send your own investigative reporters on this one, mate, since the Rockhouse ain't coming.
Beevis: (snicker, snicker) you said coming (snicker)
Shut the fuck up, Beevis. Get over there in the corner with Nugent and O'Reilly. I think they like you.
Typically, when people saw something like this in the past, we would roll a bowling ball at it.
But now it's a physical ideal for fat people.
Ed: no class
What I'm sayin', my brother.
There aren't many cases when skin cancer is funny but getting it on that gigantic backside will be comedy of the future we will (cough) regretfully miss.
Even with this, Kim Kardashian is small change since we haven't even reached the really classless maggots yet.
Ted Nugent, as I'm sure you breathlessly recall, advised he enjoys watching Megyn Kelly while he's naked and he's cleaning his guns. Here at the Rockhouse, we never heard of 'beating the bishop' identified as 'cleaning the guns' but most men don't need the slaughtered body of a chicken as part of the ritual either.
Nugent lived much of his life vicariously through his television so he probably saw the 'gun scene' in "Full Metal Jacket" and that got him confused; it didn't confuse that warrior enough to join the military, tho.
That was the trail, sticky such as it was, Ted Nugent identified for Fox News which he clearly believed was the best for masturbation. Many others believe that as well, although in not quite the same way.
Ed: ok, that's two for two so far since those are some completely worthless conglomerations of nonspecific protoplasm
I have not worried about continuing the theme since, naturally, we saved the worst for last.
When it comes to the True Prince of Pud Pounding, Bill O'Reilly takes the biscuit or, erm, something.
Two of the women who received settlements after accusing O'Reilly of harassment, Andrea Mackris and Juliet Ruddy, stated that they believed he was masturbating when he called them up for unwanted phone sex conversations.
Daily Mail: Bill O'Reilly 'slammed his wife into a wall and dragged her by the throat down a staircase after she caught him having phone sex while naked from the waist down', claim court documents
Rare file photo of O'Reilly (wearing pants):
Face it, Billy. You're a groty old burn out and you're never going to get laid again. There's as much sex in the future for you as for Aaron Hernandez (sob).
When you have so little class we don't need the detail from the article for confirmation, you have reached the pinnacle of pud knockin' where you can truly say ...
I did my part to make America great again ... or at least much stickier.
Ed: inquiring minds need to know if Bill O'Reilly ever got together with Ted Nugent for a council meeting?
Is that code for a circle jerk?
Ed: yep
You will need to send your own investigative reporters on this one, mate, since the Rockhouse ain't coming.
Beevis: (snicker, snicker) you said coming (snicker)
Shut the fuck up, Beevis. Get over there in the corner with Nugent and O'Reilly. I think they like you.
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