Some Have Understood About Pigeons All Along

St Petersburg, Russia

A pigeon walks in front of ranks of soldiers during the Victory Day military parade. Victory Day is Russia’s most important secular holiday, commemorating the Red Army’s triumphs and losses in the second world war

Photograph: Dmitri Lovetsky/AP


Russians have recognized throughout that pigeons control things in the world and the Rothschilds have almost nothing to do with it.  This is the Great Pigeon Conspiracy which Alex Jones is too afraid to investigate and would never have the courage to reveal.

But here in the Rockhouse, we are proud of the public service we can offer in revealing the fact of pigeon domination to the world and with photographic proof for validation.


In fact, General Pigeon is inspecting the troops and advising them do not start a war since we have some great nests in the bell towers of churches and every time there's a war you ring them all the fucking time.

The troops have been well-trained since they listened to a great deal of American Sixties music and they love the poster which advised make love not war.  Believe you me, those Russian soldiers are some ardent lovemakers too.  They also are not starting any wars so they learned the lesson well even when Americans did not.


They really loved this one and it's a classic.

There is a great deal of consternation amid the ranks of the Great Pigeons since the American Pigeons have started thinking they're better than all the other Pigeons but they need to get out of their holy tree since, after all, every pigeon shits on the same car windshields.