Thursday, May 18, 2017

Kid in Azerbaijan Controls a Ping Pong Ball with Her Mind


Baku, Azerbaijan

Iran’s Neda Shahsavari prepares to serve against Turkey’s Ozge Yilmaz during their table tennis quarter-final match at the 4th Islamic Solidarity Games

Photograph: Dan Mullan/Getty Images


The cover story doesn't wash.  If she's really playing table tennis then she's the worst player ever.  She's using mind control and that ball isn't moving ... obviously.

After so how much hassle about nukes, Iran turned its attention to psychic powers and, the cover story notwithstanding, you see they are having success.

Ed:  so what if they can control ping pong balls with their minds.  Let's see them try to control a B-61 before it makes them radioactive.

Ah, you must be assuming telekinesis is the only psychic power they have been investigating but what if they have also been pursuing telepathy to the point of convincing the pilots Washington is the real enemy and that's the place they should bomb.

Ed:  you just make this stuff up!

You can see the girl mentally controlling the ping pong ball is real so how do you know what other powers they have developed.

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