Sunday, May 21, 2017

Getting a Hole in One in Baseball is Only for Experts


There's the Pro Golfing Association Hall of Fame money shot and, oh, ten thousand dollars in dental work.

Take me out to the ballgame
but please don't smack me
in the face
Take me out of the ballgame
on a stretcher
to some other place

Play ball!

- Some asshole


Odd that the biggest sports in America are interminably slow (e.g. baseball, football, golf).  Many sports succeed but those ones are the big bucks and they creep along slower than a mule race.

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