Rick Santorum announced today he had joined spiritual forces with Mike Huckabee and together they conducted an official poll of the dead and through this far-reaching investigation they discovered 78% of dead people would have preferred to have been killed by a regular murderer instead of a terrorist. Santorum added the remaining 22% were undecided.
Meanwhile the battle rages on Facebook as to whether a Roof is a terrorist, whether a platypus is physically-capable of walking backwards, and whether Mary Ellen Baumgartner makes the best cherry cobbler in Sasquatch county.
And nothing much else happens. Yakkity yak, yakkity yak.
Some things will burst forth with the power of sixty-four billion butterfly sneezes
...
but then some stuff won't.
Jon Stewart is probably right but it will suck if he is and no-one would hate being right on it more than he. They shouted Remember the Alamo and people started shooting Mexicans until they ran out of bullets. Shout out Remember Sandy Hook and most of them sit down. Shout out Charleston and you hear the old song again.
Yakkity yak, yakkity yak
Hoof, Goof, Roof, whatever the fuck his name, this guy strikes his masculine and authoritative pose for a picture, defining his position and his demeanor as the Beast Demon of Death. He sets his eyes firmly to the camera and holds his legs a good distance apart so you can see the size and lethality of that weapon he holds between them.
My, my. That's a big one, isn't it.
Yakkity yak, yakkity yak.
Some ask if it's a terrorist but I'm not even sure it's human.
There is mockery for my lack of respect for his potential for interconnectedness with the global CFL network and the immense threat they pose to us all.
(Ed: CFL network?)
Complete Fucking Lunatics
Yakkity yak, yakkity yak
Meanwhile the battle rages on Facebook as to whether a Roof is a terrorist, whether a platypus is physically-capable of walking backwards, and whether Mary Ellen Baumgartner makes the best cherry cobbler in Sasquatch county.
And nothing much else happens. Yakkity yak, yakkity yak.
Some things will burst forth with the power of sixty-four billion butterfly sneezes
...
but then some stuff won't.
Jon Stewart is probably right but it will suck if he is and no-one would hate being right on it more than he. They shouted Remember the Alamo and people started shooting Mexicans until they ran out of bullets. Shout out Remember Sandy Hook and most of them sit down. Shout out Charleston and you hear the old song again.
Yakkity yak, yakkity yak
Hoof, Goof, Roof, whatever the fuck his name, this guy strikes his masculine and authoritative pose for a picture, defining his position and his demeanor as the Beast Demon of Death. He sets his eyes firmly to the camera and holds his legs a good distance apart so you can see the size and lethality of that weapon he holds between them.
My, my. That's a big one, isn't it.
Yakkity yak, yakkity yak.
Some ask if it's a terrorist but I'm not even sure it's human.
There is mockery for my lack of respect for his potential for interconnectedness with the global CFL network and the immense threat they pose to us all.
(Ed: CFL network?)
Complete Fucking Lunatics
Yakkity yak, yakkity yak
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