Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Call From the MIS (Men In Slack)

The cellphone rings and I stupidly (i.e. what other motivation could there be) answer it.  I can't quite make out the first part and it asks me to stay online for an operator to assist with my request.  I have no idea what request but I await enlightenment.

Horrible telephone music ensues and is subsequently broken when the promised operator asks, "How can I help you?"

I reply, "Perhaps you can tell me as you made the call."

The operator throws another question, "Are you Willy Sutton?"  (Not the real name requested.  Sutton was a famous bank robber.)

So I informed him, "No.  Willy Sutton was eaten by seagulls.  I'm sorry."

"Is this not the number for Willy Sutton?" asks the operator.

"Inasmuch as I am not Willy Sutton, I assume that answer is no."

The operator, somewhat-defensively, says, "The computer determines the names and numbers to call."

What else should I say, "It looks like you need a new computer."

Comes the quick reply, "It's a good computer."

And my response, "It certainly does a good job today and I would tell Willy myself if he had not been eaten by seagulls."

(Click from operator end)

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