Assuming it comes back a third or fourth time, unknown how many iterations of this so far, and it still doesn't work, the next move will be to take it to the Apple Store and burn it just as with the Burning of the Hat of Eternal Accursedness. You bet there will be video of that stunt, maybe just call it "Fanboy Payback After Thirty Years of Loyalty."
The computer has taken on all aspects of Eternal Accursedness so there's only one answer for that: burn it and exorcise its spirits.
That would be over two grand up in smoke but it's up in smoke anyway if they can't fix it. I can't turn around and try to sell it as that's the American answer: screw someone else.
Yevette said there would be cops but the most they would have is creating a public disturbance or some girly crime like that.
There's one primary purpose to going to Europe and that's to get the Galaxy Guitar to Cat so she never falls into the hands of infidels who make schlager musik, advocate killing, and argue incessantly about things which mean nothing. I would set her afire before that could happen ... and the Galaxy Guitar would understand as she doesn't want to have anything to do with those heathens either.
The computer has taken on all aspects of Eternal Accursedness so there's only one answer for that: burn it and exorcise its spirits.
That would be over two grand up in smoke but it's up in smoke anyway if they can't fix it. I can't turn around and try to sell it as that's the American answer: screw someone else.
Yevette said there would be cops but the most they would have is creating a public disturbance or some girly crime like that.
There's one primary purpose to going to Europe and that's to get the Galaxy Guitar to Cat so she never falls into the hands of infidels who make schlager musik, advocate killing, and argue incessantly about things which mean nothing. I would set her afire before that could happen ... and the Galaxy Guitar would understand as she doesn't want to have anything to do with those heathens either.
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