Sunday, May 7, 2017

The Thing You Have Wanted Before All Else: A New Crayon Color for Crayola

This should be especially exciting news for George Bush who never should have graduated past crayons in the first place when he's arguably America's worst living artist.


If you were feeling blue after Crayola's March announcement that the company would be retiring the bright yellow hue, Dandelion, you'll soon have a new blue crayon to color in your tears with.

The company announced in March that a member of the blue family would take Dandelion's spot, but the specifics were lacking, until now. On Friday, Crayola announced that the new blue is inspired by the YInMn blue pigment.

- NPR:  Crayola Gives The People What They Want: A New Blue Crayon

That crayon seriously needs a new name since YInMn is sexy like watching a Stephen Colbert porno movie.


What do you think this new blue should be named and that is a highly cool pigment.

Now if you just love blue and are still tickled pink about this new hue you could have a chance to help name it. Crayola is taking submissions about what the new blue should be named until June 2. On July 1, the top five names will be announced and then voting will begin.

- NPR

Note:  Blue McBloowie is probably not such a good idea.

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