You can see right away he's ready and will easily get the draw on you. There could be just about anything underneath that armor, besides the armadillo, I mean.
Army Armadillo: so the question, cowboy, is do you feel lucky? Well, do you ... punk?
Army Armadillo: pfft. I didn't think so. I'm gone.
(starts walking away but feels something bounce off his armor)
Army Armadillo: you fuckin' shot me in the back, cowboy.
(looks around)
Army Armadillo: oh, gee, sucks to be you, doesn't it.
The Guardian: Texas man hospitalized after bullet bounces off armadillo
A Texas man was hospitalized this week, after being hit in the head by a ricocheting bullet he had aimed at an armadillo.
The man decided to shoot the armadillo after seeing it on his property, near the 134-person east Texas town of Marietta, just before 3am on Thursday, Cass County sheriff’s officials said.
- Guardian
(Army Armadillo hears that and thinks at 3 am no way alcohol was involved in that decision to fire. Starts laughing)
Army Armadillo: say there, Brain Wave, do you see why we wear armor now?
(saunters away whistling "Yellow Rose of Texas" ... then finds one ... eats it)
Army Armadillo: here's a little armadillo tip for when you get out of the hospital, Tex. If you have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than get drunked-up and shoot armadillos, it's probably about time to review how you're managing your social schedule.
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