Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Kim Jung-un Says CIA is a Bunch of Wankers Who Spend Too Much Time Breaking Windows


Pukguksong-2 © Reuters


North Korea's new intermediate-range ballistic missile was successfully tested on Sunday and should now be “rapidly” mass-produced, Kim Jong-un, the country’s supreme leader has said, according to state media.

The latest test confirmed the reliable late-stage guidance of the Pukguksong-2 missile’s warhead and the functioning of its solid-fuel engine, the KCNA state news agency said.

Kim Jong-un supervised the launch and expressed “great satisfaction” over its results.

RT:  North Korea’s new ballistic missile ready for mass production after successful test – Kim


Kim Jong-un said, "The CIA acts like they're such whackers and crackers but to us they look like a bunch of wankers and tankers who aren't much more than bad bank robbers."

Ed:  did he really say that?

Nah but he should have.


Meanwhile, we have another example of what America's Intel experts do best.


WannaCry gets even better.  (RT:  ‘Bigger than WannaCry’: New malware employs 7 NSA exploits, expert warns)

Seven cyber exploits purportedly stolen from the US National Security Agency (NSA) have been identified in 'EternalRocks', a new type of malware detected by a Croatian tech security advisor.

Similar to the WannaCry malware which struck hundreds of thousands of computers worldwide this month, EternalRocks apparently draws on NSA-identified network exploits EternalBlue, EternalChampion, EternalRoman, and EternalSynergy.

- RT

Applause for Intel experts.  We are so safe in your hands, although please wash them first, ya fuckin' wankers.

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