4'11" Tennessee Woman Whacks Hell Out of Cowardly Punk Who Tried to Rob Her

Whether the Tiny Titan whacked the hell out of him or beat the shit out of him is a reader's choice.

Home invasion suspect Joe Sotello (Kingsport City Jail)

Dayum, Joe, that must really hurt, huh?

It happened in Kingsport, Tenn. Police say on Saturday night the woman answered a knock at her door to find a woman holding a flyer about a lost dog. As soon as she opened the door, a masked man stepped into the doorway, grabbed her arm, and attempted to pull her outside. When that failed, police say the masked man pushed the resident back inside the home and shouted, "This is a robbery!"

A struggle ensued, during which time the 4'11" tall victim was able to partially remove the mask from the suspect’s face. In doing so, she immediately recognized the man as Joe Sotello, a longtime family friend. She says she also noticed what appeared to be a handgun tucked in Sotello’s waistband.

She grabbed a baseball bat from behind the door and fought back in what police described as a "clearly justifiable self-defense."

Fox News:  Tennessee woman beats home invasion suspect with baseball bat

You see she had cause so ... you go, Tiny Titan!  Kick his ass!

Ed:  this may be late-breaking news, Silas, but she already did

Good point

After giving several false statements regarding the incident and his whereabouts, police say that Sotello eventually confessed to his crime, stating that he “had been going through some hard times.”

Police say the victim was a foot shorter and 100 pounds lighter than the suspect but that didn't stop her from teaching him a painful lesson.

- Fox

She may be tiny but ... he came; she saw; she kicked his chicken ass.


Note:  if she had shot him, I wouldn't have even run the story as it's so much more satisfying to see that pic.  Dayum, Chicken Boy, you must have one hell of a headache, I guess.  How do you like baseball so far ... I mean as in being a baseball.  Fark, that must really hurt.