Just flash this glory at an Arizona cop and your ass will begging for Yuma. (WIKI: Yuma Territorial Prison)
Let's hear it from Fred the Freedom Fighter.
“I agreed with its values and essential moral compass and in this day and age, where it seems like religion has been used as a weapon against other people, I wanted to find something that was peaceful, fun, and lighthearted such as myself.”
RT: Flying Spaghetti Monster devotee wins right to wear colander on head in ID
Arizona state cop: it says here you're fun, boy
Fred: yes, sir, officer, sir
Arizona state cop: you know what I do for fun, boy?
Fred: no, sir, officer sir
Arizona state cop: I fuckin' shoot heretics so start running and I'll give you a lead
Fred: you just do this because of my hat, officer, sir
Arizona: not true, boy, since we give illegal Mexicans a chance too before we shoot them since then it looks like they were trying to escape. You're losing time, boy. Run
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