After the big bike crash, I put a huge swimming pool into the backyard but the cost of maintaining it is a bitch so the Mystery Lady is thinking of giving it up and doing something else with it. Once again we see that time definitely does melt like an ice cream!
(Ed: So what is she going to do with it?)
She's going to turn it into a chicken ranch!
(Ed: The last I heard, the Chicken Ranch was a cathouse in Nevada.)
Different chickens, bro!
Apparently raising chickens has become quite the rage in Cincinnati and, why not, roses look good and smell good but you can't eat 'em. Take care of yer chickens and you have a lifetime supply of eggs. She said you don't even need a rooster if you only want the eggs. Damn roosters around here are crowing at noon. If you think they only do it in the morning, think again!
Cat knows quite a bit about chickens and I'll ask her before telling the story. What I can tell you is about some chickens she discovered and these are some seriously funky chickens!
Yes, that is a chicken! No, it does not come from near a nuclear reactor. Chinese people raised them originally. It's a Chinese silk chicken!
Here's another one:
Contrary to belief by some, chickens do not hate each other when they have different colored feathers.
Here's a Cochin chicken. I have no idea where you find these ones but Cat said they get tame very easily. Sure seems so from the picture:
So, this lady walks into a bar with a chicken on her head ...
(Ed: Stop. Right now!)
Do that funky chicken, baby!!!
(Ed: So what is she going to do with it?)
She's going to turn it into a chicken ranch!
(Ed: The last I heard, the Chicken Ranch was a cathouse in Nevada.)
Different chickens, bro!
Apparently raising chickens has become quite the rage in Cincinnati and, why not, roses look good and smell good but you can't eat 'em. Take care of yer chickens and you have a lifetime supply of eggs. She said you don't even need a rooster if you only want the eggs. Damn roosters around here are crowing at noon. If you think they only do it in the morning, think again!
Cat knows quite a bit about chickens and I'll ask her before telling the story. What I can tell you is about some chickens she discovered and these are some seriously funky chickens!
Yes, that is a chicken! No, it does not come from near a nuclear reactor. Chinese people raised them originally. It's a Chinese silk chicken!
Here's another one:
Contrary to belief by some, chickens do not hate each other when they have different colored feathers.
Here's a Cochin chicken. I have no idea where you find these ones but Cat said they get tame very easily. Sure seems so from the picture:
So, this lady walks into a bar with a chicken on her head ...
(Ed: Stop. Right now!)
Do that funky chicken, baby!!!
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