Tuesday, July 11, 2017

The Irish Impression of American Food and You Know it Won't Be Good

Go ahead and get gloriously defensive as you read the source article but the Rockhouse take was, yep, they got that right, and, yep, that one as well ... and so on ...  Daily Edge:  27 foods Americans eat that we would never touch

3 - Sweet Potato Pie

One of the worst things you can possibly do with a sweet potato

5 - Sloppy Joe

They're actually kind of tasty ... if you're a kid and want a candy hamburger

6 - Spray Cheese

One of many reasons America will never find Salvation

7 - Jars of Cheese

Where the souls of Republicans are stored

8 - Tater Tots

They can be tasty along with enough condiments to rapidly hasten a heart attack.

10 - Peanut Butter and Jam

About fifty years in America now and I still won't eat such an abomination.

13 - Grits

I don't care what's in them.  I've eaten escargot but I won't eat grits.

14 - Sweet Potato and Marshmallow Casserole

When you mix Mary Poppins and Bozo the Clown, things like this will happen.

16 - Peeps

They seem like something which was recycled but we don't want to know what it was.

17 - Root Beer

Dogs can do it and you can do it too so go ahead and drink water from an abandoned car tire since it's got to be better than this.

18 - Sausages That Look Like This (shows a patty)

WTF, they needed something to finish an Egg McMuffin to remove any chance it's good for you.

19 - Biscuits and Gravy

It's the gustatory equivalent of "The Exorcist."

Daily Edge:  27 foods Americans eat that we would never touch

No comments: