Go ahead and get gloriously defensive as you read the source article but the Rockhouse take was, yep, they got that right, and, yep, that one as well ... and so on ... Daily Edge: 27 foods Americans eat that we would never touch
3 - Sweet Potato Pie
One of the worst things you can possibly do with a sweet potato
5 - Sloppy Joe
They're actually kind of tasty ... if you're a kid and want a candy hamburger
6 - Spray Cheese
One of many reasons America will never find Salvation
7 - Jars of Cheese
Where the souls of Republicans are stored
8 - Tater Tots
They can be tasty along with enough condiments to rapidly hasten a heart attack.
10 - Peanut Butter and Jam
About fifty years in America now and I still won't eat such an abomination.
13 - Grits
I don't care what's in them. I've eaten escargot but I won't eat grits.
14 - Sweet Potato and Marshmallow Casserole
When you mix Mary Poppins and Bozo the Clown, things like this will happen.
16 - Peeps
They seem like something which was recycled but we don't want to know what it was.
17 - Root Beer
Dogs can do it and you can do it too so go ahead and drink water from an abandoned car tire since it's got to be better than this.
18 - Sausages That Look Like This (shows a patty)
WTF, they needed something to finish an Egg McMuffin to remove any chance it's good for you.
19 - Biscuits and Gravy
It's the gustatory equivalent of "The Exorcist."
Daily Edge: 27 foods Americans eat that we would never touch
3 - Sweet Potato Pie
One of the worst things you can possibly do with a sweet potato
5 - Sloppy Joe
They're actually kind of tasty ... if you're a kid and want a candy hamburger
6 - Spray Cheese
One of many reasons America will never find Salvation
7 - Jars of Cheese
Where the souls of Republicans are stored
8 - Tater Tots
They can be tasty along with enough condiments to rapidly hasten a heart attack.
10 - Peanut Butter and Jam
About fifty years in America now and I still won't eat such an abomination.
13 - Grits
I don't care what's in them. I've eaten escargot but I won't eat grits.
14 - Sweet Potato and Marshmallow Casserole
When you mix Mary Poppins and Bozo the Clown, things like this will happen.
16 - Peeps
They seem like something which was recycled but we don't want to know what it was.
17 - Root Beer
Dogs can do it and you can do it too so go ahead and drink water from an abandoned car tire since it's got to be better than this.
18 - Sausages That Look Like This (shows a patty)
WTF, they needed something to finish an Egg McMuffin to remove any chance it's good for you.
19 - Biscuits and Gravy
It's the gustatory equivalent of "The Exorcist."
Daily Edge: 27 foods Americans eat that we would never touch
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