Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Zen Yogi the Tibetan Master from Jellystone Park Teaches of the Now

Cobra:  you have 2.7 milliseconds left to live.  Use them wisely.


Booboo:  this is Rudyard Kipling and Rikki Tikki Tavi, Yogi.  It's the wrong cartoon.

Cobra:   you have 1.7 milliseconds left to live now.

Zen Yogi:  run, Booboo

Booboo:  what about the philosophy lesson, Yogi?

Zen Yogi:  the first lesson is to differentiate between philosophy and big fucking deadly snakes.

Booboo:  when?

Zen Yogi:  fucking NOW, Booboo

The End

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