Monday, June 5, 2017

Let the Record Show: I Gave Megyn Kelly an Excellent Head Start

In this one, the Rockhouse wants Megyn Kelly to win but we don't think she will since the Google rats will go straight for the boobies in another article.

Megyn Kelly started into the game last night almost as soon as her show ended after her recorded interview with Putin.  I was immensely impressed by both of them since I saw no sign of sophistry, pandering, or catering to the idle elite with puerile duplicity.

There was no intention to race them but then I thought, wtf, let's see what happens since Yuliya Snigir has a lovely name, at least her first name, and she was a bountiful pair of Russian boobies proudly affixed to a lovely young lady who apparently rides big bikes ... at least in the movies.

Yuliya Snigir only entered the race in the last hour or so and, based on that, the Rockhouse believes Megyn Kelly was given every opportunity to win plus the Rockhouse hopes she does since that will demonstrate a willingness to listen to reason which has been woefully absent in some years.

That race will resolve as the day goes along so we shall see.


There's little activity overnight so the Brits ain't coming but we have lost interest in that pitfart island when they keep bitching and bitching about that fucking horror, Theresa May.

Rockhouse tip:  throw her in the Thames so she can float downstream and be eaten by the Saudi crocodiles or just shut the fuck up about peace and love.


Meanwhile, Americans or some type of artificial simulacra thereof, have been yodeling like Austrian Alpsmen for the impeachment of Donald Trump but they just sound like the Brits only vastly less-informed about how the government works.

Tip:  the way it works is with the Tar & Feather Party and, sure, you'll lose a few when you do it but he will still end up bathed in tar and wearing feathers.  That doesn't require a process they don't understand.  Since reading is so, like, icky ... it takes a 2/3 majority in the Senate to hang him while it takes a simple majority in the House to opt for prosecution in the Senate.


In other words, Michael Moore should stick to fucking blow-up plastic dolls and hopefully stop bothering us with his inane theories of impeachment.

Where's the blue dress, Mikey.  Bill Clinton was successfully impeached, as I'm sure you recall but conveniently forgot.

Ed:  it was later overturned!

Yah, he was as innocent as O.J. Simpson.


Ed:  will you apologize if you're wrong about whether boobs or brains wins the race?

Nope.  Until America stands down from war, I have no particular reason to believe anything anyone says.


Ed:  you're cheating by slanting it in favor of Kelly by making that the featured post!

Yep, I did.  I don't care if I bork my own point so long as people get that one.

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