Dear Prudence,
God help me but I could not shake off a fantasy about covering my penis with peanut butter so it would be licked off by a dog. Finally I gave into it as this was my dream and I had to know. It turned out to be even better than I had hoped but the dog got excited by it too and nipped me. Even so, I want to do it again, I need to do it again. What should I do?
Signed - Shorty in Des Moines
Dear Shorty,
Grow a bigger penis or get a smaller dog.
Good luck,
Prudence
Note: there really is a Dear Prudence and people send her hoax questions like that all the time or at least I hope they're hoaxes. Sometimes the really ingenious ones will show up on Fark.
Dear Prudence,
Years ago I was in an abusive relationship with my father and a child resulted. My son was taken away from me and I never saw him again. Not long after I was freed, my father went to jail where he died without ever revealing what became of my son. I went on to start my own family and had three beautiful daughters. What I have now discovered is my daughter is dating my long-lost son and says she loves him. My question is this: do you think he is too old for her.
Signed - Clueless in Calgary
That's hardly an ingenious one but it's the kind of stuff that prints. And people actually put real information on dating sites. Whew.
God help me but I could not shake off a fantasy about covering my penis with peanut butter so it would be licked off by a dog. Finally I gave into it as this was my dream and I had to know. It turned out to be even better than I had hoped but the dog got excited by it too and nipped me. Even so, I want to do it again, I need to do it again. What should I do?
Signed - Shorty in Des Moines
Dear Shorty,
Grow a bigger penis or get a smaller dog.
Good luck,
Prudence
Note: there really is a Dear Prudence and people send her hoax questions like that all the time or at least I hope they're hoaxes. Sometimes the really ingenious ones will show up on Fark.
Dear Prudence,
Years ago I was in an abusive relationship with my father and a child resulted. My son was taken away from me and I never saw him again. Not long after I was freed, my father went to jail where he died without ever revealing what became of my son. I went on to start my own family and had three beautiful daughters. What I have now discovered is my daughter is dating my long-lost son and says she loves him. My question is this: do you think he is too old for her.
Signed - Clueless in Calgary
That's hardly an ingenious one but it's the kind of stuff that prints. And people actually put real information on dating sites. Whew.
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