If you're locking and loading anything, make sure it's a copy of "Love Actually" for the Annual Christmas Viewing. This is the ultimate man version of a chick flick as the babes are actually hot and nobody dies.
Update: actually, there is one deader but she was already dead before the movie started so the only trauma is the song by the Bay City Rollers at her wake.
As to other Christmas activities, I've ruled out Aspen. Too cold and who wants to hang out with stoner skiers anyway.
(Ed: I do)
Yah, me too ... but not this season.
So if it's pissing me off that people are bringing guns to Christmas then so what as I commit almost the same crime in writing about it.
So, dump the gun talk.
The trouble with programming the lasers is you perceive some massive tech geek who loves this stuff. This is complete crap. For me doing that stuff is like the fool on Facebook who would cut himself all the time. Seriously, he would. He would cut himself all over and post the bloody pictures on Facebook. He never did enough to kill himself but definitely enough to get some serious blood flow. After a while with something like that you have to make a ruling that there's nothing I can do to help and it's too toxic for further contact.
So, I didn't do the programming yet. But it's still dark. Yep, it's time for some self-abuse.
Believe it or not as you will but I hate computers. I always did. They fascinate me but you can be professionally fascinated by plane crashes as well. That ain't love.
Bending a string is love. I have no idea why ... but it doesn't matter why. Just bend it.
Update: actually, there is one deader but she was already dead before the movie started so the only trauma is the song by the Bay City Rollers at her wake.
As to other Christmas activities, I've ruled out Aspen. Too cold and who wants to hang out with stoner skiers anyway.
(Ed: I do)
Yah, me too ... but not this season.
So if it's pissing me off that people are bringing guns to Christmas then so what as I commit almost the same crime in writing about it.
So, dump the gun talk.
The trouble with programming the lasers is you perceive some massive tech geek who loves this stuff. This is complete crap. For me doing that stuff is like the fool on Facebook who would cut himself all the time. Seriously, he would. He would cut himself all over and post the bloody pictures on Facebook. He never did enough to kill himself but definitely enough to get some serious blood flow. After a while with something like that you have to make a ruling that there's nothing I can do to help and it's too toxic for further contact.
So, I didn't do the programming yet. But it's still dark. Yep, it's time for some self-abuse.
Believe it or not as you will but I hate computers. I always did. They fascinate me but you can be professionally fascinated by plane crashes as well. That ain't love.
Bending a string is love. I have no idea why ... but it doesn't matter why. Just bend it.
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