Well, no equal time for shredding them. Here's why:
Anyone looking for proof the Bible is true through Creationism obviously doesn't believe the Bible is true in the first place or it wouldn't be necessary. Good luck on finding the Garden of Eden and Noah's Ark, Indiana Jones. If the Creation aspect of the Bible is literal science then everything else in the Bible must be pure fact as well so, Indy, did you find the boat yet?
Sorry. No boat.
And how about some Physics for the Ancients: how big is the boat that holds breeding pairs of every animal on the Earth and has sufficient supplies and equipment to support them and keep them from eating each other for forty days and forty nights or whatever. It has to be physically possible to do it or Noah and his boys couldn't have done it. So far anthropologists have figured out how to build Great Pyramids but they haven't made much progress on Arks, I'm afraid.
None of this stuff refutes the entire Bible but it blows the shit out of fundamentalism. Typically they cop an attitude and march off indignantly but it doesn't change anything. It's not clear why one should have to throw out the whole book if some parts are screwed up when you know some parts are screwed up anyway (e.g. splattering blood on the altar, insects with four legs, etc in Leviticus).
Maybe that's why fundamentalists hate Catholics as the Vatican doesn't care about much except for finding Miracles and really doesn't care all that much about the literal truth of the Bible. So long as you can keep finding Miracles and keep cranking out Saints, Catholics are generally happy ... except with Pope Francis due to him being a pinko Socialist.
I'm sticking with my original theory: it don't mean a thing if it don't got that swing.
I guess that was about equal time after all. What do you know.
- They shred themselves. Just wait for them to speak.
- No matter what you say, they will reply that they won when they walk away.
- The act never changes and gets more boring each time they cover the same song.
- They multiply faster than guppies.
- Who cares what they think. It's not like they're in medical research labs actually doing anything.
- If people stopped giving them so much attention they would probably dry up as believing in Creationism isn't something that adds anything to your life.
Anyone looking for proof the Bible is true through Creationism obviously doesn't believe the Bible is true in the first place or it wouldn't be necessary. Good luck on finding the Garden of Eden and Noah's Ark, Indiana Jones. If the Creation aspect of the Bible is literal science then everything else in the Bible must be pure fact as well so, Indy, did you find the boat yet?
Sorry. No boat.
And how about some Physics for the Ancients: how big is the boat that holds breeding pairs of every animal on the Earth and has sufficient supplies and equipment to support them and keep them from eating each other for forty days and forty nights or whatever. It has to be physically possible to do it or Noah and his boys couldn't have done it. So far anthropologists have figured out how to build Great Pyramids but they haven't made much progress on Arks, I'm afraid.
None of this stuff refutes the entire Bible but it blows the shit out of fundamentalism. Typically they cop an attitude and march off indignantly but it doesn't change anything. It's not clear why one should have to throw out the whole book if some parts are screwed up when you know some parts are screwed up anyway (e.g. splattering blood on the altar, insects with four legs, etc in Leviticus).
Maybe that's why fundamentalists hate Catholics as the Vatican doesn't care about much except for finding Miracles and really doesn't care all that much about the literal truth of the Bible. So long as you can keep finding Miracles and keep cranking out Saints, Catholics are generally happy ... except with Pope Francis due to him being a pinko Socialist.
I'm sticking with my original theory: it don't mean a thing if it don't got that swing.
I guess that was about equal time after all. What do you know.
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