"Jesus Hated Orphans"

Jesus hated abortion
or he would if he only knew
but since Jesus just ain't here
I share my time with you.
It's my blessing that I know
what Jesus would have done
it's so handy he ain't talking
and won't come to spoil my fun.


Oh, praise Jesus
but listen to me now
I know just what he's thinking
and I will tell you how
to send me a little money
if you can you spare it now
and here's my little blondie sidekick
watch her take a low-cut bow.


Jesus hated orphans
and wouldn't give them rice
as their mothers just make babies
so they can get a slice
of the money of the rich man
the noblest of us all
as rich men all hate paupers
and doesn't care what will befall.

Oh I do love Jesus
and I live to do his job
God save us from the poor folk
save the rich they try to rob
of the money they have coming
for the service that they give
it buys them tea and crumpets
and the poor don't need to live.




Oh, praise Jesus
but listen to me now
I know just what he's thinking
and I will tell you how
to send me a little money
if you can you spare it now
and here's my little blondie sidekick
watch her take a low-cut bow.