Monday, December 19, 2016

Ladies and Gentlemen, Russia has Left the Building

Russia was dominating America for reads, coming at four-to-one or so, and this went along for weeks.  However, since those weeks have been filled largely with that interminable election, it didn't just gut America with boredom but apparently most of the world.

Pageviews by Countries 

Graph of most popular countries among blog viewers
EntryPageviews
United States
205
Russia
45
Germany
35
Poland
10
Portugal
9
Sweden
8
Slovakia
8
Canada
7
Ukraine
6
United Kingdom
5


Yes, mates.  Sadly, they're gone.

No more from Nadia Tolokonnikova, the most desirable woman in rock, especially activist rock.


What do you mean you don't love her?  Everyone loves Nadya!

Ed:  oh, that's right.  I see that damn Russian supports Trump!

You really haven't been paying attention much, have yewwww?  (larfs)


No more of Vladimir Putin, the funniest of all the world leaders because he's the only one of them who understands the absurdity of America's game.  He's also the only one who doesn't suck ass for money and, remarkably, that makes a difference.

Tip:  do you see Merkel demanding America remove the nukes on German land?

Right.  Me either.


And now the Russians are gone and there's only a cold emptiness in their place.  I've cried so many tears that now there are no more.

Ed:  that would be shit even in a crumby pop song!

Yah.  It sounded funnier in the thought than in the scribe.


It's evolution in action, mates.  Maybe we will all turn into seahorses.

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