Tuesday, December 27, 2016

I Want to Be a Televangelist

Lotho said today I sound like a Televangelist and I'm not offended, this isn't the beginning of a rant.

Cadillac Man and I were talking just now of the political Dark Side in America in which democracy doesn't really mean anything because the money drives it all.  The basis for the thinking is something he sees as well and it's the continuous imperialistic directive which has not wavered across administrations going back at least to Truman.

For anyone not accepting of the Gospel of Greed, it does sound like Televangelism but Cadillac Man brings extensive study of American history.  Some of what I have written has sounded demented but he has validated that through his own reading plus the substantial historical knowledge he's packing already.

It's all true, brothers and sisters, and the only reason you will find falsity in it is driven by the thinking instilled and inculcated by your own evangelical Puppet Masters (e.g. Megyn Kelly, Rachel Maddow, and the like).

Ed:  those women are just newsreaders!

OK, so they're hood ornaments for the cars of the Puppet Masters.


Note:  be sure to visit the Rockhouse Spiritual Store where we have all manner of things to meet your spiritual needs plus we have great deals on lawn furniture.

Ed:  too bad you couldn't make that blink!

Yah, I was thinking that too.


The expansion of the CIA from an investigative tool to a black box army started in the early fifties with Truman.  The same is true for the nuke war since the offer was on the table to freeze with America's existing nuke and the Soviets, as they were at the time, would not develop one.  America opted for the Cold War and it's continued ever since.

Cadillac Man can tell you in great detail how Henry Wallace was FDR's pick to replace him and conceivably things would have been different since Wallace was not supportive of nuclear weapons, endless war, etc.  He likens Wallace to the Bernie Sanders at that time and the DNC railroaded him as well, handing the election to Harry Truman who consequently started nuclear testing and the seventy-year hell of the Cold War in which America threw away the last vestiges of its feigned integrity.


Throughout, my commentary was repeatedly that the examples he was presenting to me only showed me democracy wasn't working.  Many Americans get defensive on hearing that but Cadillac Man doesn't because he's a historian and not an evangelist.  He agreed it doesn't work and for the obvious reasons in how much it's distorted by the rich man's money and that rich man has historically always been white.

This is how I deal with the ones who get defensive about it on Twitter:

@Xelcrin no but there's one way to block your slutty neediness. That will rid me permanently of the puerile annoyance you present.

Here in the Gospel of Greed, we kill those who don't believe.  We submit this is not evidence of televangelism but rather wanton slaughter because there are so many American non-believers who need to be killed.

Remember how Jesus always told us, 'Love your money and it will love you back as it blesses you with things which rust, fall apart, or cheat on you.'

Ed:  he didn't say that!

Right and that's why we like the guy.

We note the rich killed him too and people talk about Jesus all the time in America but it's different now, see.  The richie banksters are our friends and they lead us to grace and goodness plus private swimming pools.  It's different, see.

Ed:  that's not what Moses said!

See, they didn't read about him either so it makes it easier for them to say others alter history.  That's an effortless thing when they don't know what's in the history.


Ed:  what you're doing is just evangelism!

Of course and we kill off the pus-filled maggots who can't handle it ... but ... it's not televangelism and Lotho is right I should go for it because they pull the big bucks.

Ed:  you're not even looking for the big bucks!

Nah, I already had a swimming pool, two of them, in fact.  There's one salient feature to swimming pools:  they attract every loose leaf within a hundred miles and the pool is fine ... right up until you have to fish the leaves out of it.


Another little Fairy Princess asked, many years ago, "Daddy, why does he keep worms in his swimming pool?"

She was only five or six years old so I couldn't tell her, "I keep them because it's so fucking hard to keep those suicidal death monkeys out of there, especially after it rains."

Ed:  that pool needed the Ghostbusters!

Yah, but the cool ones didn't come until 2014 and they had much better music.  Swimming pools had long since been relegated to the Never Again pile in my past.



The 2014 version wasn't just better than the first, it was much better.

Ed:  you just have a crush on Kristen Wiig!

Of course because that Smart but Lustful Librarian play brings out the Dominator in any man monkey.

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