Celebrity Sex Robots Could Thrust Human Sex Aside, Experts Predict

Who can pass on an article like that so we have to have a go with this one.  The premise is your future regular sexual squeeze will be a robot rather than a human. (RT:   Celebrity sex robots could thrust human intercourse aside, experts predict)

According to a new study, intercourse between long-term couples is expected to dwindle in the not so distant future, being saved only for special occasions, because robots will be taking care of people’s basic sexual needs.

In as few as 25 years, engaging in bedroom romps with artificial intelligence will be seen as a completely normal, but this may also put you at risk of having your “deepest perversions” revealed to total strangers.

- RT

Unless your 'deepest perversions' involve humiliation and degradation, there's probably not much that's particularly perverse about them.

Here's where we get to the ultimate groove with celebrity sexbots:

Celebrity sex robots could also soon become a reality. Author of Love and Sex with Robots David Levy has argued that the likes of Kim Kardashian and Ryan Gosling could one day license their images, allowing manufactures to produce doppleganger robots using their likeness. Companies making the models even hope to one day be able to program the AIs with your celebrity crush’s personality and trademark characteristics.

- RT

We have got to see the future Doctor Phil Show:

Pitiful Creep:  Doctor Phil, I'm threatened by my wife's sexbot.

Dr Phil (sympathetically):  you must really suck in bed, I guess?

Pitiful Creep:  that's what she said.

Dr Phil:  what does your sexbot say about your performance?  Does she like it?

Pitiful Creep:  she says she does

Dr Phil:  that's probably because she knows you're the only one who will recharge her batteries.

Pitiful Creep:  thanks, Doctor

The only things which seem they could be more of a threat to relationships than sexbots are communicable diseases or biting insects which prefer the private area.  Using a sexbot for a personal situation is your own business but bringing them into a relationship is just about the fastest path to relationship suicide I can imagine.

Tell me this 'bot ain't a walking, talking pedophilic rape fantasy.  With Oriental models, the girl can be twenty and look like she's ten.

If you're boffing the celebrity Kardashian 'bot, we'll question your taste but not your pedophilia.  With the 'bot above, we'll be sending the gendarmes around because she represents nothing but sickness.

Perhaps the pitch may be the sexbots are just fantasy so what difference does it make.  Let them cater to any extreme you like when no-one is physically hurt by it.  What could possibly go wrong.