This large beastie is what someone in Tasmania got for Christmas. (RT: Seal on the loose: Tasmanian police search for runaway animal (PHOTOS))
Police advise people to stay well clear of it particularly if any have recently eaten fish.
It's not obvious how the beastie can be so dangerous since what do police expect to happen. Will it be able to chase people down?
Unless it can find its way into your house without awakening you until it suddenly bursts into your bedroom, it doesn't seem there would be such a threat except spooking the animal would be cruel. It's likely it could hurt itself if it panics.
How about that vision of it breaking into your bedroom. Wifey better get her ass out that window quickly or both of you are bait.
Ed: there's no window
I guess you're fooked, mate.
Look at the bright side since CNN will likely do a feature story on you. They couldn't possibly resist a story of a man and his wife being killed by a walrus. That's news, man.
Ed: we will get killed by Paul?
Sublime, ain't it.
Ed: young people won't know what you mean
Here's a tip on that, Dagwood: nothing anyone over sixty says means anything to them unless it's accompanied by chocolate.
Ed: that's not true!
Yah, I know. I just liked how it flipped.
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