You will often hear there is potassium in bananas and I thought that too but there's a tiny problem. You would have to eat them all day long to get enough potassium to mean anything. I just like bananas.
The problem to solve has been periodic plagues of muscle cramps. If that's ever happened to you then you know how much those bastards hurt and if you don't then do not find out.
This isn't whining because Potassium is the bona fide miracle cure. It's been about two or three days and the cramps haven't reappeared. They had been coming daily from mid-chest to my feet and they were driving me severely aggravated.
A Centrum One-A-Day multi-vitamin plus an extra 100 mg of Potassium and ...
Poof. Zero cramps.
Update: muscle cramps are not entirely gone. Will bump up the Potassium to 1000 mg since the requirement is for four grams per day and significantly more for pregnant women and children.
My diet is limited and no need to belabor that since the significance here is the supplement is not radical when you can get 1000 mg from a serving of lima beans.
This article is still blowing a lot of sunshine but, wtf, it sure brought some my way. I was going to write about Obama's retaliation for the Russian hacking and how that has accelerated tooth decay in America but it's all bollocks and so tediously stupid.
Yevette observed earlier my statement about Laika and some may recall she was the dog Russians sent into space in their early program. Yevette said Laika was dead but that's just what the Russians wanted you to think since they have also developed time travel along with their exceptional development in psionic powers. Laika was returned safely to Earth and brought forward to the modern time. (Ithaka: The Russians Did It! The Russians Did It!)
Ed: how can she still be alive?
Every time she dies, the Russians go back to get a fresh copy of her from an earlier time.
Ed: that doesn't work! That would mean Laika wouldn't be there for the earlier time traveler.
Sure it does. Laika in the present time will already be dead and gone so it doesn't matter if going back again changes that history.
Ed: the Universe will probably explode!
It's exploding anyway. Roll with it.
The problem to solve has been periodic plagues of muscle cramps. If that's ever happened to you then you know how much those bastards hurt and if you don't then do not find out.
This isn't whining because Potassium is the bona fide miracle cure. It's been about two or three days and the cramps haven't reappeared. They had been coming daily from mid-chest to my feet and they were driving me severely aggravated.
A Centrum One-A-Day multi-vitamin plus an extra 100 mg of Potassium and ...
Poof. Zero cramps.
Update: muscle cramps are not entirely gone. Will bump up the Potassium to 1000 mg since the requirement is for four grams per day and significantly more for pregnant women and children.
My diet is limited and no need to belabor that since the significance here is the supplement is not radical when you can get 1000 mg from a serving of lima beans.
This article is still blowing a lot of sunshine but, wtf, it sure brought some my way. I was going to write about Obama's retaliation for the Russian hacking and how that has accelerated tooth decay in America but it's all bollocks and so tediously stupid.
Yevette observed earlier my statement about Laika and some may recall she was the dog Russians sent into space in their early program. Yevette said Laika was dead but that's just what the Russians wanted you to think since they have also developed time travel along with their exceptional development in psionic powers. Laika was returned safely to Earth and brought forward to the modern time. (Ithaka: The Russians Did It! The Russians Did It!)
Ed: how can she still be alive?
Every time she dies, the Russians go back to get a fresh copy of her from an earlier time.
Ed: that doesn't work! That would mean Laika wouldn't be there for the earlier time traveler.
Sure it does. Laika in the present time will already be dead and gone so it doesn't matter if going back again changes that history.
Ed: the Universe will probably explode!
It's exploding anyway. Roll with it.
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