Wednesday, July 19, 2017

#News on a Nailhead 7/20

When it comes to dick picks, a Wayne County judge is a Bad Idea for your mailing list.  (Detroit News:  Wayne Co. judge recounts terror of online stalking)

When you feel like nothing ever comes your way, you might be O.J. Simpson.  (Daily Mail:  EXCLUSIVE: OJ Simpson's parole may be in jeopardy after he was caught masturbating in his Nevada prison cell by a female corrections officer)

Note:  his parole hearing should be hilarious.  Get tickets soon.

When you ask an Israeli kid what she did on her Summer vacation, this may not be the answer you were hoping to hear.  (BBC:  Israeli steals Auschwitz items for student art project)

Israel works assiduously toward losing respect from just about everywhere.  (RT:  UN panel blasts Israel over abuses and settlement expansion in Occupied Palestinian Territories)

British tobacco cartel just bought Lucky Strike, Pall Mall, and Camel for some of America's fastest and most reliable cigarette killers.  (The Guardian:  British American Tobacco to acquire Reynolds as activists decry merger)

What do you know, smoke-ins are back.  It's an exceptionally unusual place for one, tho.  (RT:   Use cannabis in Parliament, Labour MP urges (VIDEO))

That business calamity at the Ark Encounter in Kentucky made a holy move and declared itself a non-profit organization so they don't have to pay anything to the people who helped subsidize it.  (Patheos:  Creationists Have Sold Ark Encounter. To Themselves. For $10. To Avoid Taxes.)

Note:  subtext reads Another Victory for Mitch McConnell, Senator from Kentucky and Ark Encounter booster.

When Kamala Harris spends this big, there's one thing we know for sure:  she's dirty and she's just another war hog warthog.  (Fox:  Kamala Harris spends big with media firm that boosted Bernie Sanders' national profile)

Interesting hooker news from Everett, WA:  hookers don't wear tank tops or shorts.  (KIRO 7:  Everett considering laws to crack down on bikini baristas)

After this much thievin', maybe you would think she would get better at it.  (CNN:  86-year-old jewel thief busted again, this time at Walmart)

Ann Coulter should be getting a lot of love from United Airlines right about this time.  (CNN:  United posts strong sales and profits, despite Dr. Dao debacle)

When it comes to making deals with Moscow, Trump should have asked the experts since Bill and Hillary Clinton picked up $500K from the Red Menace in 2016.  (Fox:  Hillary Clinton sided with Russia on sanctions as Bill made $500G on Moscow speech)

Donald Trump is loathed and deep in the toilet, right?   One guess who's even worse off than that.  (The Guardian:  Hillary Clinton is more unpopular than Donald Trump. Let that sink in)

Well, ain't that a tragedy.

Some helpful tips from Yakima on how to improve your technique for armed robbery.  (Yakima Herald:  Robbery suspect arrested after leaving keys, cell phone behind, police say)

Porno is turning off a lot of Christians ... and also turning them on apparently.  (Metro:  Lots of Christians think porn is ‘completely immoral’ – but watch it anyway)

If you have been thinking of a mink, now may be the time but you need to catch it yourself.  (RT:  Release of 40k mink in Minnesota dubbed ‘domestic terrorism’ by sheriff)

Bonus exclamation from the sheriff:  Don’t they care about God’s chickens?

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