Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Adult FriendFinder Gets Trashed and, Oh, What a Surprise

Adult FriendFinder is reported to be a Web site where people would go to compare sexual preferences and look for hook-ups.  All your twisted peccadillos were stored on their databases.  The site got hacked and the information is now all over the place which shouldn't be a surprise to even most grasshoppers but the outraged interview from Laurie Segall, a reporter on CNN is comical (CNN:  Hear a revenge porn hacker explain why he did it)

My favorite part is when Segall says she tries to 'wrap her head around it' but it doesn't sound like that would work for anything much larger than a Bic lighter.

Note:  that expression is guaranteed to make anyone sound like an idiot.

There is an intro part in which Segall relates the experience of an associate whose 'life was turned upside-down' but turning anyone upside-down on a dating site probably isn't too tough.  Isn't that why they go.

If you put your private business online, expect to see it on the cover of the New York Times.  I have zero sympathy for people who do these sorts of things and then whine later.  Your stupidity is not my problem.  If someone hacks you for it, why should I care.  It was stupid to put such things on the Internet in the first place.

So now we know Laurie Segall wants to fuck a zebra.  The news changes my life ... or it would if I were a zebra.

By the way, who is Laurie Segall and who cares.  Maybe she will get a cooking show someday.


That was followed by another bimbo asking Bill Nye how many bow ties he owns.  The intellectual depth in CNN's news would not if water be sufficient to breed mosquitos.

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