Tuesday, July 29, 2014

That One World Order

The One World Order needs a bit of ganja for reflection as all the looneys love OWO.  The Looney Left says the Ripshit Right has one, the Wrongway Republicans say the Loopy Left has one.  But no-one has ever seen a One World Order, it appears to be the Bigfoot of Economics.

But today we will try to find him, Bigfoot.  We know he's out there.  He smells horrible, disgusting, like a teenager who found and used a whole bottle of Hai Karate aftershave.  It's awful.

One big favorite is the Jewish One World Order and it's run by the Rothschilds.  Since most Jewish people don't benefit, if I were a Jewish guy, I'd be asking, "So what kind of One World Order is this.  Am I chopped liver for your One World Order or what?"

Maybe it's the White Power people who think they can make a One World Order but that won't happen as what these low-brainweight morons don't realize is they are crawling amateurs in racism next to Orientals.  And, here's a tip, Grand Wizard, any Oriental on average will test higher on an IQ test than a Caucasian.  So, get your honkey ass back to work:  wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off.

My personal favorite for a One World Order is the conspiracy among the ultra-rich to prevent the economy from changing much such that their ivory towers stay pristine and everyone else stays fucked.  That one seems to work quite effectively and you can see this through the installation of puppet conservative governors in multiple countries.  Tony Abbott in Australia is an exceptional example of someone who would not be capable of feeding himself without an attendant so, of course, elect him.  Cameron of England says he does God's work and maybe that has to do with the bedroom tax and the CCTV cameras, we don't know.  Governments crawl with these second-raters.  It won't be quite so good after people start chopping off their heads but, for now, it goes ok.

Well, kids, it looks like we are striking out today in our search for a One World Order but we will keep looking.  We do think if we ever find one that it will be Sheldon Cooper running it.  If that is true then it would probably be a wise idea to expect some changes.

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