Sunday, July 27, 2014

Reverend Silas T Sasquatch At Your Service

Yes, kids ... I am ordained and have been for at least twenty years.  If I get a license with the city then I can bury people but why the fuck would I want to do that.  There are too many deaders saved up already.  I could also marry them but they'll just get divorced so screw that too.

Here at the Ministry of the Internet and the Orange Chicken Hat, we present reefer as only necessary evidence of the generous heart of the Lord as if that isn't enough to convince you then you're just being way the hell too stiff about it.

Here at the Ministry, we do not fear the Lord.  Why the fuck would you be afraid of someone who gives you reefer.

So ...

Did Man make reefer? Noooooooo

Did space aliens come to Earth make reefer? Noooooooo    (Well, maybe.  We can talk about it.)

Did reefer appear in a blinding flash for no fucking reason whatsoever? Nooooooo

Did reefer evolve from monkeys? Noooooooo

OK, so how did it get there.

Praise be.

Reverend Silas T Sasquatch, saving souls one dollar at a time.

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