Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Fuck Everybody

George Carlin asked why fuck you is an insult.  How can it be an insult to someone to wish them great physical pleasure with someone that person loves or at least likes a little bit.  It seems the response to Fuck You should be Thank You for your Good Wishes.

So Fuck Everybody!

Fuck ... a lot.  She wants that bone more than she gets it so give it up, cowboy.  Let's see a whole lot more bone time in this world.  People always read magazines to see who is getting laid.  Who gives a crap about whomever else is getting laid, particularly if you are not.  Get some!

The military is most desperate for some bone time.  You'll hear them talk about how their spearhead penetrated the vulnerable enemy forces.  Oh, God.  Oh GOD!!!!!!!

Whew, I need a cigarette.

When the Good Book or the Popular Mechanics Annual Edition says something is forbidden, that means only the high priests can have it.  This not seem particularly fair so ... get some!  Eat the apple.  Do some fucking.  Enjoy life!!!

If you're having trouble getting laid then it's because you're an asshole.  Don't be an asshole.  If you are not an asshole and you talk nicely to girls you will get laid.  If you are ugly and think you will bone Britney Spears then you are an asshole.  Don't be an asshole and go forth to do more fucking.

But maybe you did find her and you tell her I'm tired, baby.  I've got that big meeting in the morning and ...

Shut the fuck up, dude!  Here's your opportunity to bone the love of your life and you're thinking about the Christmas bonus???  The bonus is right in front of you!  Fuck her!

This is a fundamental Sam Kinison Principle as he strongly advocated More Fucking!

So, Fuck Everybody!

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