There's no big secret that I've said killing Bibi would be a good idea but there was a purpose beyond pissing her off. I wanted to know if she would believe it and then start going to her friends to say Silas is going to kill me.
Yep, that's a win (laughs).
She never knew me at all.
One sister amused herself doing this at Proctor & Gamble where she would start a rumor in the corporate machine just to hear what it sounded like after it circulated and came back to her.
Tip: Silas never killed anything in his life except a sparrow with a slingshot when he was a stupid kid who didn't think and later he killed a whole shitload of sperm cells.
Silas was partially-responsible for the deaths of many, many baby Discus fish but he didn't kill them directly. More accurately, the parents ate them ... but ... perhaps they would not if Silas had been a better shepherd. Wilson and Aretha made up the loving couple and the Blues Brothers were the ones who wound up doing the best ... but even they didn't make it. Discus have a strange habit of sometimes going to the corner of the aquarium and dying for some inexplicable reason. It's not clear how such a habit could perpetuate itself but so it goes.
Yah, and cows. Some unknown number of cows have met their ends because of Silas. He feels somewhat repentant about the Discus fish but not about the cows. He doesn't know why not.
That Silas, man, he's dangerous.
Yep, that's a win (laughs).
She never knew me at all.
One sister amused herself doing this at Proctor & Gamble where she would start a rumor in the corporate machine just to hear what it sounded like after it circulated and came back to her.
Tip: Silas never killed anything in his life except a sparrow with a slingshot when he was a stupid kid who didn't think and later he killed a whole shitload of sperm cells.
Silas was partially-responsible for the deaths of many, many baby Discus fish but he didn't kill them directly. More accurately, the parents ate them ... but ... perhaps they would not if Silas had been a better shepherd. Wilson and Aretha made up the loving couple and the Blues Brothers were the ones who wound up doing the best ... but even they didn't make it. Discus have a strange habit of sometimes going to the corner of the aquarium and dying for some inexplicable reason. It's not clear how such a habit could perpetuate itself but so it goes.
Yah, and cows. Some unknown number of cows have met their ends because of Silas. He feels somewhat repentant about the Discus fish but not about the cows. He doesn't know why not.
That Silas, man, he's dangerous.
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