Monday, July 17, 2017

Ann Coulter Tells Delta She's Important | Delta Tells Her to Fuck Herself

No aircraft was ever happier to land than this one when landing presented the chance to unload that horrible woman.  (CNN:  Delta hits back at Ann Coulter after her tweetstorm over seat mix-up)

"We are disappointed that the customer has chosen to publicly attack our employees and other customers by posting derogatory and slanderous comments and photos in social media," Delta said in a statement on Sunday, further describing Coulter's behavior as "unnecessary and unacceptable."

Coulter tweeted at Delta on Saturday -- apparently after her flight from New York's La Guardia airport to West Palm Beach, Florida, had landed -- calling it the "worst airline in America." She subsequently detailed how she was asked to move from a seat with extra leg room that she had "carefully chosen in advance and booked," posting a picture of the woman her seat was given to and targeting the airline's employees.


Lord, Lord, she's such a delightful li'l cabbage, isn't she.  We do feel her anguish, however, since we know how many minutes or less we have spent choosing seats on aircraft.

Lady Ann has been quite specific about her marmalade and her toast since the marmalade must come first or her toast will just get cold and then she can't eat her marmalade.  Of course no-one wants that.  She could have ponied up the dollars for first class to be sure her marmalade and toast would arrive in the correct order but she prefers to pretend to be one of the people and travels in the economy meat locker instead.

Ed:  Bill Maher liked her

What's your point when no-one likes that fatuous ass either.  He's not a lady's man; he's just another celebrity gigolo.

I have flown Delta many times and have no reason to say they're the worst airline.  I never had to sit next to Ann Coulter, however.  Just imagine three or four hours of that skinny, bony-ass harridan bitching and moaning about everything from flying to those fucking Summer fireflies keeping her awake at night.

Note:  if anyone can get pissed off about fireflies, we're sure Coulter is the one.

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