Saturday, December 5, 2015

People Hate Me Because I'm Boring

Actually they don't, honey bunny.  You weren't interesting enough for anyone to learn enough about you to hate.  Social networks are where they post self-absorbed rubbish such as the following.  Other than stripping naked, covering yourself with peanut butter, and singing Kate Smith songs (yes, all at the same time), it's not clear what more you could ever write to ensure no-one ever goes near you.

Facebook abounds with self-pitying crap but this one deserves a monument:



What do we know right away, gents?

(Ed:  this one is loaded with more psychological baggage than the rest of the Cuckoo's Nest put together?)

Right you are, matey.  What else do we know?

(Ed:  as soon as she hooks up with you, every fuckin' bit of that psychological damage will magically become your fault?)

Good to see you have been paying attention in class, young Wiener Schnitzel.

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