Tuesday, December 22, 2015

This Time Clint Eastwood Will Interview a Door ... or Ben Carson

Clint Eastwood said bashing Obama by talking to an empty chair wasn't cowardly enough so he will reprise that yellow trick and this time interview a door while pretending Hillary Clinton is behind it.

We tried to tell the senile old fool Hillary Clinton is behind the door and she instigated the outrage at the Democratic National Committee by shameless and illegal bribery of Wasserman Schultz but he doesn't understand and says only, "I once played some good piano, man."

So, we told him when Frank Zappa played a bicycle on the Steve Allen show he showed genius.  When Eastwood interviewed a chair which could not answer back, he was a fucking idiot.

(Ed:  Zappa plays a bicycle?)

Oh, so you're not believing it, huh?  Let's review:  we are the Socialist Left here.  The lying dogs are the Fox News crew.  Get it straight.




So Clint Eastwood fired back, at least I'm not as much of a coward as Bill O'Reilly.  We had to agree with him on that but it doesn't mean much.  An earthworm is less of a coward than Bill O'Reilly.


Suddenly Ben Carson appeared out of nowhere and said, "I'm so mad ... so mad ... I could just slap you guys."

We told him to piss off and sit in the corner with Rand Paul.  They can sit there together and pretend they are not racists.

(Ed:  how can a black guy be racist?)

Are you serious??  You do know what the GOP does, right?

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