Scientists wanted to know when we revert from our cherubic, angelic Christmas to the warthog beasts we become for the rest of the year and here (drum roll) is your answer: 2:59 PM on Monday. We have no idea what kind of scientist studies this and, frankly, we're not even close to caring what kind but we do thank them for this novel research. (Daily Mail: Christmas ends at 2:59pm today: Good will of the festive season descends into family rows after four days off work, survey finds)
The good news is you still have about six hours to be nice to people ... but ... then you will turn into a sweathog so maybe it's a good idea to work up some nice credits now in anticipation of that.
The scientists amuse us the most because they were the spirit of Christmas cooperation while producing this paper and doing whatever (cough) research they did for it ... but ... at 2:59 PM they will revert to the normal viciousness of academic interrelationships and start destroying each other because they disagree as to who was really the lead researcher of the paper.
So, there you were wondering what scientists do when they're not making astrological charts.
(Ed: scientists don't make astrological charts!)
Yah, they also don't research dipshit stuff like this and then try to pass it off as science.
Be ever vigilant. If it smells like "Psychology Today," it probably is. That's not all bad, tho, because all psychologists can make astrological charts.
(Ed: psychologists do more than that!)
Well, we know they write "Psychology Today" but you've got to ask yourself would Sigmund Freud read it?
(Ed: Sigmund Freud is dead)
Yah and "Psychology Today" is probably why ... either that or astrology ... we don't know for sure.
(Freud: does anyone got any blow, man?)
Shut up, Sigmund.
The good news is you still have about six hours to be nice to people ... but ... then you will turn into a sweathog so maybe it's a good idea to work up some nice credits now in anticipation of that.
The scientists amuse us the most because they were the spirit of Christmas cooperation while producing this paper and doing whatever (cough) research they did for it ... but ... at 2:59 PM they will revert to the normal viciousness of academic interrelationships and start destroying each other because they disagree as to who was really the lead researcher of the paper.
So, there you were wondering what scientists do when they're not making astrological charts.
(Ed: scientists don't make astrological charts!)
Yah, they also don't research dipshit stuff like this and then try to pass it off as science.
Be ever vigilant. If it smells like "Psychology Today," it probably is. That's not all bad, tho, because all psychologists can make astrological charts.
(Ed: psychologists do more than that!)
Well, we know they write "Psychology Today" but you've got to ask yourself would Sigmund Freud read it?
(Ed: Sigmund Freud is dead)
Yah and "Psychology Today" is probably why ... either that or astrology ... we don't know for sure.
(Freud: does anyone got any blow, man?)
Shut up, Sigmund.
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