Wednesday, December 23, 2015

How to Tell a Rich Woman She Smells Like a Trout




That will be fifteen thousand dollars, sir.  Would you like it gift-wrapped or should we simply pour it on your horse.  Sorry (cough) we meant to say Hillary.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW. that was one of your Moms favorite perfumes

Unknown said...

I remember and I'm highly sure she never had a gallon bottle of it! That big one must be for rich nags who know how badly they need it, I guess!

That big bottle should be enough for ten lifetimes! Dunno if you remember but she would only use the stopper for the bottle to dab her wrists with it and somewhere else I don't recall. Maybe that bottle would last even more than ten lifetimes! (larfs)