After the enormous attention from Russia in recent weeks, it has become more and more clear Ithaka is being hacked and, verily, I have surveyed the realm to survey the consequences.
- Any inclination toward imperialism is entirely gone and there is no wish to attack and subjugate other blogs anymore
- Ithaka wants a nuke war even less than ever
- Ithaka doesn't want to play bumper tag with second-rate bureaucrats or we would spend more time on social networks
- Ithaka thinks Netanyahu would be better-suited to working in a candy store where he worries all the time about kids marking the glass
- We laugh a lot when we hear Ithaka is disloyal to the cause of peace
- We believe in socialized medicine and live it (i.e. VA)
- We have an aircraft carrier but it looks like a ferry and the only aircraft is a Wal-Mart drone we use to find more refugees
- We feel a great sense of identity with people who saw an overbearing government ... and took no shit from it. Tip: don't screw with Bolsheviks.
- We know all governments count on the passivity of the people ... until the people aren't passive anymore
- We believe vendetta with charges of Russian athletic doping are and have been one-sided political hogwash
- We think it's hilarious that Russia has the coolest activist band in the world (i.e. Pussy Riot) and they didn't even leave when they could have easily done it to go world-wide
- We think if the CIA ever has to complete the crossword puzzle in the Sunday New York Times then we will never hear from them again
- We're happy Russians aren't Lotus-eating la la girls like everywhere else
Ed: you've gone full Commie (sob)!
You couldn't find a Commie anymore even with Sherlock Holmes and the Hubble space telescope. They evolved ... and they're cooler than you! Ha! (larfs)
- Any inclination toward imperialism is entirely gone and there is no wish to attack and subjugate other blogs anymore
- Ithaka wants a nuke war even less than ever
- Ithaka doesn't want to play bumper tag with second-rate bureaucrats or we would spend more time on social networks
- Ithaka thinks Netanyahu would be better-suited to working in a candy store where he worries all the time about kids marking the glass
- We laugh a lot when we hear Ithaka is disloyal to the cause of peace
- We believe in socialized medicine and live it (i.e. VA)
- We have an aircraft carrier but it looks like a ferry and the only aircraft is a Wal-Mart drone we use to find more refugees
- We feel a great sense of identity with people who saw an overbearing government ... and took no shit from it. Tip: don't screw with Bolsheviks.
- We know all governments count on the passivity of the people ... until the people aren't passive anymore
- We believe vendetta with charges of Russian athletic doping are and have been one-sided political hogwash
- We think it's hilarious that Russia has the coolest activist band in the world (i.e. Pussy Riot) and they didn't even leave when they could have easily done it to go world-wide
- We think if the CIA ever has to complete the crossword puzzle in the Sunday New York Times then we will never hear from them again
- We're happy Russians aren't Lotus-eating la la girls like everywhere else
Ed: you've gone full Commie (sob)!
You couldn't find a Commie anymore even with Sherlock Holmes and the Hubble space telescope. They evolved ... and they're cooler than you! Ha! (larfs)
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