Radical Muslim Terror Cells Complain America is Too Easy

Muslim radicals complain there is no challenge in terrorizing America since it's so easy.  They went on to say obviously there would be more terrorism from radical Muslims in the U.S. because it's the easiest place in the world for people to get military weapons without papers (gun shows).  They said they don't do it because the country is terrorized already and, besides, there's no challenge in it.

Out of three hundred and fifty or so mass shootings this year in America, 0.28% were committed by radical Muslims.  They said what more proof do you need we don't care about terrorizing America when you see we are happy to kick back and watch on television while so many amateurs do it.


They said they also want better cop lingo because an 'Active Shooter Situation' does not differentiate one day in America from any other so they want something like 'Really Fucking Scary This Time' or 'Lots of Dead Fuckers,' something more appropriate to and respectful of the long preparations terrorists put into such incidents.


Start your countdown until some asshole chimes in with 'oh, so you support terrorists, do you?'

In anticipation of that, no, I don't support terrorists but I don't support dumb fuckers either (click).